[The scene fades in, and we see the set up. The camera pans to show us that we ar einside of a conference room and that there are a bunch of reporters sitting down with tape recorders, microphones and note pads in hand. In front of the crowd of people is a stage where a podium has been set up and in front of that podium has the SW logo on it. To the left of the podium is a table where some of the SW agents sit. One of the agents gets up and approaches the podium.]

Agent: We'd like to thank you all for coming here today to this very special press conference, I'm not going to hold him back here so everyone let's give a warm welcome for Mr. Total Impact himself, Slash Tannon.

[The audience begin to applaud as Slash Tannon makes his way from the right side of the stage. He is dressed in his familiar Armani suit, black pants, dress shoes shined so bright and his dark brown hair is customed with high lights and is styled to perfection. Tannon approaches the podium and adjust the microphone to his fitting.]

Slash: First off I'd like to welcome you all to this press conference. As you know I am Slash Tannon, a wrestler for Sin Wrestling. If you have any question feel free to ask and I'll answer as much as I can.

[The first reporter raises his hand.]

Slash: Uh yes you..the guy with the funny glasses.

Reporter 1: Slash, the question I have for you has been asked by hundreds of people already, but I think I can a real answer from you. Why do you wrestle and own a business a the same time.

[Slash chuckles as he shakes his head.]

Slash: You expect a "real" answer eh? Well as I said before wrestling is my passion and running Tannon Inc. isn't so hard when you got the right people to do the job. Next question.

[Slash looks into the crowd as numerous reporters shout for him.]

Slash: Yes you...the lady with the mole.

Lady Reporter: Would you be interested in our blind date competition?

[Slash starts to laugh.]

Slash: You're serious?

Lady Reporter: Yes, I am.

Slash: Well so am I...and well...NO!! Reality show SUCK... Next....

Reporter 2: Mr. Tannon, John Klein here, for KMOX 16. As we all know you have been on a big roller coaster of a ride lately, a grueling match with Zimdela Brudon and not to mention your former stablemate, Mike Phantasy returning to SW to attack you. Things only look to be heading down for you. Comments?

Slash: Down? Do you know who I am? I am TOTAL IMPACT, Slash Tannon. Aside from the gimmicks everyone here, everyone in SW knows that I am the most talented in that ring. The match with Brudon was very intense and grueling and he kicked my ass, however Mike Phantasy stuck his nose where it doesn't belong and some say that because of him I could of had the chance to win, and some say whether he interfered or not that Brudon would've beaten me anyway. You all know the history of me and Phantasy, I'm assuming he wanted some redemption when I saw the light and got away from his pathetic agendas. So I say this and I'll make it simple, all Phantasy has to do is name a time and place and I will gladly accept and show him that he doesnt FUCK with Slash Tannon. Next question...

Reporter 3: Slash, basic question here, what are your comments on your opponent this weekend, David Nistiero?

Slash: Ahh yes, Davy boy how could I forget you? Nistiero is well from what I've seen quite the competitor. It's too bad though that he was unable to win the Platinum title, a title I've held before and would like to have once again. However we we know this match is about the Ultraviolence Title. Nistiero has been involved in his boot camp like scenario's recently and he's worry about too much besides our match. Dave, whether you care what happenes to me, or my girlfriend at a club is none of your business, the camera's were rolling because it was focused on a TRUE wrestler. A success. You're a great wrestler form I've sene thus far, but you have yet to face someone like me, I will break you apart when you least expect it. As far as you commenting about my girlfriend, that just makes it more personal Dave. And Dave, trust me when I say this...you do not want to me things with me personal or I can assure you that you will regret it. All you have to do is ask the people who have made things personal with me in the past. I was an evil guy then and I have turned to the light, but you never know when that same rage will return. It's a rage you don't want to experience Dave. You saw what I did to Mark at the club, that was in defence of what he did to my woman, do you even have a woman? I doubt it.

[Slash pauses for a few seconds recollecting his thoughts.]

Slash: Dave I know that you're hungry for a win and I do not blame you, I too am hungry for a win, but I hate to say this, but you will lose once again. Not because you have to or need to but because you WILL. When you looked at the card and saw you were facing me you seemed like you did not know who I was, maybe you need to do some scouting next time. I am one of the most popular wrestlers here, fans love to cheer Slashy T and I love to entertain them. You're just another victim Nistiero, a victim to experience Total Impact. As I said earlier I don't see you as a jobber Dave, you're a great competitor but as I'll tell you and as I've told people in the past, no matter how good you are I am better. Nistiero....get ready because you will be hit with Total Impact. This press conference is done, because you people are the worst reporters ever.

[Slash steps from the podium to pose for some snapshots as the scene ends.]

Are You Ready? For TOTAL IMPACT!!!