Slash and Erin put their bags in the little trunk space of Slash's 2005 Porsche 911 GT2 Cabriolet (that is convertable for all you non wrenchheads). What doesn't fit in the trunk does fit in the tiny back seat. Slash opens Erin's door and she climbs in. Slash closes it and walks over to his side, and just jumps in. He starts up the car, and Green Day starts playing on the CD player. Slash and Erin buckle up, and Slash slowly backs out of his parking spot. Some asshole in a Honda Civic flies past almost taking off Slash's back bumper!

Slash: ASSHOLE!! THIS IS A $190,000 CAR!

Slash: What the hell was he thinking. Does he know who I am? I am Slash Tannon, Total Impact! Some people, you know?

Erin: Yeah, some people can be jerks.

Slash: Jerk is an understatement.

Slash slowly continues to back out, and then shifts into 1st. He drives to the end of the parking lot which is only a few feet away, and turns on the left turn signal. He looks, and makes the left turn. Then he follows the signs to the interstate. Once on the interstate he and Erin are singing to 'Boulevard of Broken Dreams' when Slash sees a Honda Civic pulled over to the side of the road and a State Highway Patrol Officer behind him. Slash gets a crooked smile on his face and pulls over infront of the Civic. Slash puts the car in neutral and tells Eri to stay in the car. He gets out and walks over to the Civic. The driver of the Civic looks to be a young kid, more than likely still on his permit.

Slash: Hey punk, you know that car right there cost me $190,000?

Kid: So?

Slash: SO? You almost took off with my bumper! Give me one reason why I shouldn't rip you out of this car and beat the living piss out of you.

Officer Smith: Because then I would have to cite you for Assault and Battery.

Slash didn't realize that the cop had walked up. He turns to speak to the cop.

Officer Smith: Now mind telling me why you pulled over too, and what you are doing?

Slash: Well I was backing out of the parking space I was in at the Holiday Inn Hotel in Kansas, and this little punk came flying around me almost taking off my back bumper. That car is worth more than this kid could make in his lifetime.

Officer Smith: I see, is this true sir?

Kid: I don't know. Yeah I was in that parking lot, but I was trying to get my CD player to work. I wasn't really paying attention.

Officer Smith: So on top of speeding and driving without a licensed driver while on a permit, you now have admitted to wreckless driving? I will be back in a minute let me refile this citation. Sir if you will kindly go back to your vehicle and leave I will take care of this. I doubt he will get his license until he is 18, but that will up to the judge.

Slash walks back to his car and the Officer goes back to his cruiser. Slash buckles up and shifts into gear, and pulls away.

Erin: What happened?

Slash: Nothing, the cop pulled him over for speeding, then found out he only had a permit, and no license driver. Then the kid admitted to the parking lot incident, saying he didn't see me, cause he was trying to get his CD player to work.

Erin: Interesting. Well oh well. Lets focus on this Sunday. You have Travis Miller as your opponent!

Slash: Sometimes I wish you hadn't taken that job as a backstage interviewer. I can't seem to have a normal conversation without you sounding like you are interviewing me.

Erin: Sorry.

Slash: Not your fault hun. Miller thinks I can't hurt him? He seems to think I am a pushover. He doesn't know who he is messing with. I am a former 77 day Platinum Champion! I was the one that set the bar for that title originally and defended it each and every week like the true champion that I was. I am not just riding Phantasy's coattails either. I made it to where I am on my own. Having Phantasy as a partner is an added bonus. Miller must have had some minor brain damage. He is spending too much time thinking about his matches with Phantasy and Regan Chambers, that he isn't going to be at his best against me. It will be a hard fought battle, but in the end, Miller will not be able to lift up shoulder once he feels the Total Impact Driver. He underestimates me, and that is the last mistake anyone makes.

Slash: Miller needs to understand that I was recruited by Mike Phantasy because of my incredible IN RING talent. Something Travis Miller doesn't possess. Miller can say he is "everything that this business is" but we all know that is nothing but a bunch of crap! Checking the record Miller, you've yet to win a damn title, and your record is similar to mine!!! I owned my own multi-billion dollar company and wrestled at the same time, I am worth more than you will ever dream of being.

Slash: You bet the current best, but guess what? I already beat Chambers months ago. Fluke Champion? Maybe. That or you struck luck. Is that what your life revolves around? Luck. I might not be the best....but I am damn sure better than you. Comparing me to you is like comparing Tiger Woods to Greg Norman!! Try if you must to kick me in my balls, just be warned though that my balls are made of steel and they've seen more pussy then your ever will!

Slash chuckles to himself, giving a wink to Erin as she simply blushes at the last comment.

Slash: You can let that ego ooze from that sewer you call a mouth, Miller. The fact is that it is going to bite you back in your ass. And when it does, it'll be too late. It's always fun beating people with ego's as high as yours. It'll feel so damn good too!! Just as good as when you got a hot 18 year old virgin with her tight, wet pussy wrapped around your cock screaming in pleasure wanting more!!! Face facts Miller, you aren't nothing and you never will be anything! Case closed.

They continue on, listening to the music. Erin switches CD's every hour or so. Finally they start seeing signs for St. Louis.

Slash: Almost there. Only 10 miles left.

Erin: Good, I can't wait to get out and stretch my legs. I don't like taking long rides with you. You never want to stop except for Live Wire refills, and 2 bathroom breaks.

Slash: Gotta make good time.

Erin: Typical male. So what are you planning about with Phantasy?

Slash: What do you mean?

Erin: Well apperently he has something for you this week.

Slash: Don't worry, I am more than prepared.

They finally reach the St. Louis city limits, and Slash follows the directions he was given. He pulls into the nearly empty parking lot of the Archview Hotel. Shutting the car off, he gets out of the car, and shuts the door. He walks over to the passenger side and opens the door for Erin. They walk to the trunk and grab thier bags, and the few that were on the back seat. Slash shuts the trunk. They walk over to the main entrance and a bellhop is there to open the door, and place thier bags on a cart. Slash and Erin walk over to the counter, the bellhop following closely behind.

Desk Clerk: Good Afternoon sir. How my I assist you?

Slash: I have a reservation under Slash Tannon, Sin Wrestling.

Desk Clerk: Ahh yes, here it is. Here is your keys, and the attendant will see you to your rooms.

Slash and Sarah follow the bellhop to thier rooms on the third floor. They walk up to the room, and using the key, Slash opens the door, and they enter as the scene fades to black.

Are You Ready? For TOTAL IMPACT!!!