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[A video clip of Slash Tannon's wrestling history begins to play with a narrorator's voice in the background.]

"This Sunday on Buzz FC Hysteria, a man known to the wrestling world as "Total Impact" will once again make his re-debut in the Buzz FC as he takes on Mike C."

[More clips roll along showing Slash in various situations, being bloody, holding up titles and falling off the top of a steel cage onto a flaming table.]

"It has been too long since Slash has graced a ring. Troubled through controversy, he's back and back with a vengeance....."

[Slash Tannon himself appears on the screen only the top portion is viewable, he pulls the hood off that covers his face and looks straight ahead staring mercilessly into the camera.]

"Hello kiddies! Did you miss me? Of course you all did!

[Tannon smirks a bit before continuing.]

"My first stint in the Buzz FC went unnoticed. I have began a 2nd coming, this 2nd coming will mark the start of a new era in the Buzz FC. An era where I will establish myself amongst the best of the best, the leader of all men. Buzz FC this is just the start of something big for you all. Get ready for TOTAL IMPACT."

[The scene now switches to real time as we see a bunch of people sitting at a bar, one of those happens to be Slash Tannon. Slash is decked out in a cowboy hat, western denim shirt, cowboy boots and blue jeans. As a matter of fact that is just about what everyone is decked in. After all it is a western style bar. One the men at the table summons over the bartender.]

"Hey bar keep, how about a few round of whiskey here to help celebrate Mr. Tannon's new contract in the Buzz FC."

"Coming right up."

[The bar keep goes to get the drinks as Slash stands up to summon the people around him.]

"Hey everyone I'd just like to say a few things. First off we got a Buzz FC cameraman here on special assignment, glad to have you along. Now second off I'd like to get something off my chest. The SW...yea the organization that I was in before I came to the Buzz FC you can all stick it!! I hope that company goes down and takes every last person with it! And finally, I'd like to thank you all for coming out here tonight to enjoy this joyous occasion, we're here to celebrate, have fun and best of all...get drunk!!"

"WOOO!! Yeah! You tell em' Ash...." A man yells from behind the bar.

"Gary....please do not use my real name with the cameras rolling."

"Sorry there Slashton."

[The bar keep comes by with the drinks as the people gather their drinks. Slash holds his up high in the air.]

"A toast to success in the Buzz FC, and to the Buzz FC itself."

[Slash and all the people drink down their alcoholic beverages and set them back down.]

"Well everyone since we're in a good ol' Country and Western bar, I say we get those tunes a boogeyin' and get on that dance floor. but not before I say a few more things."

[Slash says as he signals the cameraman closer.]

"Mike C, I may be drunk while saying this, What the fuck am I saying? I AM drunk! Drunk with desire to come into the Buzz FC with a bang. For what I know, you were at one point in time one of the top guns in the Buzz FC. That has seemed to become something of the past, and I'll continue to make your present time a complete downfall. After all I was publicly embarrassed on SW TV I'm out looking for redemption on any person that crosses my path. That first person is you Mike C!! The lights will dim, the music will play, we will be introduced and at the end of that match you will look straight into the lights above you while laid out on your back as my name is announced as the victor. Victory shall be mine!!!

[Slash motions back to the crowd.]

"Now let's get this party jumping!!"

[Slash and a bunch of others make their way to the dance area as the scene fades.]

-This has been a Slash Tannon production. (c) 2005.-