� It�s half-past noon and you still have yet to see Leandra rise from her bed
� You smell a foul odor, but then realize it�s just Lindsay
� Your favorite thing in life is a large inflatable Chiquita banana
� When people ask you who you live with, you list seven girls and then say �and Lea and Adam�
� You refuse to go to brunch on the weekends because you don�t want to climbing the dreaded stairs
� You get above a 3.0 GPA and worry about getting kicked out of your dorms
� You use nonexistent words (i.e. �maction or �whambulance�) and think nothing of it
� Your favorite pastime is sitting outside Mel and Lindsay�s room playing with magnets
� If you hear the word �trauma� muttered from anyone�s mouth, you threaten to kill them
� Adam has slept in your bed more than you have
� You know every single word to Christina Aguilera�s �Come on Over�
� You can�t keep track of all the guys Rachel has macked
� Trips to TJ every week is a given
� You got da hook-ups from Venetia at X-roads to get a mad supply of toilet paper
� You�ve been dying to borrow Rachel�s pleather pants or Chanel�s cowboy hat (Mad)
� If you �accidentally� jump on the floor, that means WAR!!!
� You live for going �with the top down�
� You tap on the fish bowl and are surprised each day to find Fuqi still alive
� You HATE Furbies and secretly plan to throw it out the window while Rachel�s sleeping
� You�ve lived in Missions A for 4 months and still have no clue where the Bahia�s Lounge is
� If today isn�t �Laundry Day� for Lindsay, something has to be wrong
� Leandra has to sleep in your bed AGAIN because Chanel has a �guest� over
� One bathroom is cleaned weekly, and the other has never seen a cleaning product
� You�re surprised to see the shower actually working
� There�s at least five empty water bottles lying around each day
� Seeing a Rice Krispy character holding Christmas colored condoms is completely normal
� Before you add something to the living room, you have to check with Chanel to see if it matches �the theme�
� The bathroom ants are you biggest nemesis
� You look around to see if there�s any new �stolen� objects kicking it around the floor
� You�re dreading your birthday because Rachel is planning to get quite a �show�
� Jason Patrick, the man smell, and pictures of Brad Pitt on the wall makes you feel like you�ll never need a boyfriend
� You vacuum every day, but you still can�t get rid of that damn glitter all over the floor
� Some of the freaks you live with get up at 4am to either work or row a boat
� You go to the caf� every day in hopes of seeing those delicious brownies, and cry when you don�t
� You have never actually seen Venetia doing homework
� If you�re not addicted to AIM, Napster, or sex, you�re one of the lucky ones
� When you wake up, you say �ooo eeee aaahhhh� and beat your chest (Mel)
� Chanel has every tool you�ll ever need
� If you don�t know who Justin or Nev is, you�re messed in the brain
� You�ve seen Adam wearing cloud pajama pants and for some reason don�t think less of him
� You find random crap taped to your door and don�t take it off cuz you are just too damn lazy
� Your next project-the �Contain Yourself� rug
� You�re annoyed that you have to walk more than 20 feet when you miss Lea and want to say hi to her
� You think a TV that 12in is huge
� You go for hike in the canyon and wake up the next morning with a mysterious rash, which you give to everyone in the dorm
� It�s not a strange thing to hear �Lemon, Grape, Kiwi� yelled when playing cards
� If there are sweets placed in the living room, they will be inhaled within 5 minutes
� Dinner at the caf� requires two tables
� You are constantly wondering, �What is taking Venetia so long?�
� You check out your suitemate�s dads
� When it rains you jump in the pool with your clothes on, do pushups in a fountain, and slide in mud
� You adopt mice you find on the sidewalks
� You can�t walk outside without tripping over 15 pairs of flip flops
� Your friends drive cross country just to see you and the next week you read a report about missing juveniles in the Vista
� There have been dead plants on your front porch for 6 months and you don�t care to move them
� Somehow, toilet paper finds its way into the bathroom, but can�t quite make it onto the roll
� You ask a person that is passing by if he will take a picture and then hand him 8 cameras
� You wine about walking 5 minutes to class, but have no problem driving 30 minutes to Yogurt Mill
� Going to Target twice in one day is common
� Lindsay wakes you up in the middle of the night to tell you to get ready for crew, and you think nothing of it
� You live with 7 people who you know very well, but don�t have a clue as to who lives below you
� You find your suitemate flushing pieces of her diary down the toilet
� You trudge through massive puddles during a thunderstorm to watch your suitemates� Crew races, only to find they have been cancelled
� Drunk boys knock on your door pretending to be RA�s
� Stalkers are not uncommon
* You think LICKFESTS are fun
*Even though you are in the Honors Hall, you still can't figure out how to fly a stunt kite
� For some reason, you survived your first semester in college and you still love your suitemates!!!
� You are the bomb-diggity yo and quite �excellente�