What kind of person are you?

1. The 'in' person          - One who loves to smell his own farts
2. The amiable person       - One who loves to smell other people's
                              farts
3. The proud person         - One who thinks his farts are exceptionally
                              fine
4. The shy person           - One who farts silently and then blushes
5. The impudent person      - One who farts loud and then laughs
6. The scientific person    - One who farts regularly but is concerned
                              about the ozone layer.
7. The unfortunate person   - One who would love to fart but shits
                              instead
8. The honest person        - One who admits he farted but offers a good
                              medical reason
9. The nervous person       - One who stops in the middle of a fart
10. The homosexual person   - One who smells a fart and starts  singing
                              "Love is in the air!"
11. The dishonest person    - One who farts and blames the dog
12. The Jewish person       - One who won't allow others to smell his
                              farts
13. The foolish person      - One who suppresses a fart for hours and
                              hours
14. The thrifty person      - One who always has a good fart in reserve
15. The strong person       - One who has extremely powerful farts
16. The blonde person       - One who hears a fart and answers the
                              telephone
17. The anti-social person  - One who excuses himself and farts in
                              privacy
18. The strategic person    - One who conceals his farts with coughing
19. The sadistic person     - One who farts in bed, then fluffs the
                              covers over his bedmate
20. The intellectual person - One who can determine from the smell of a
                              fart what was eaten lately 
21. The athletic person     - One who farts at the slightest exertion
22. The optimistic person   - One who farts with a clear conscience
23. The miserable person    - One who loves to fart but simply can't
24. The boisterous person   - One who proudly announces a fart
25. The sensitive person    - One who farts and then starts crying
26. The pessimistic person  - One who drops a silent one and then runs
                              for cover
27. The eloquent person     - One who farts just as much as is necessary
28. The glad person         - One who farts the normal amount and is glad
                              about it as he is  convinced it is a sign of 
                              good health
29. The disgusting person   - One who farts and then walks around to
                              disperse it evenly
30. The unlucky person      - One whose farts are accompanied by solid
                              matter.