THE INSTANT MESSAGE COMMANDMENTS
     
1. THOU SHALL NOT OBSESS OVER ONE SO MUCH
   THAT THOU INSTANT MESSAGE SOMEONE BEFORE
   THEIR WELCOME MENU EVEN COMES UP or EXACTLY 
   AS THEIR NAME COMES UP ON THY BUDDY LIST.
   (SOME OF US HAVE TO CHECK MAIL!!)
     
2. THOU SHALL NOT BOTHER ONE WHO HAS TOLD YOU 
   "I'LL BE RIGHT BACK".
   (damnit... they say that for a reason... now take a HINT)
     
3. THOU SHALL NOT E-MAIL SOMEONE TO TELL THEM TO TURN ON THEIR INSTANT
   MESSAGES
   (WE TURN THEM OFF SO WE DON'T HAVE TO TALK TO YOU :-).
     
4. THOU SHALL NOT IM SOMEONE TO ASK THEM "WHY HAVEN'T YOU SIGNED OFF
   YET?", WHEN THE PERSON SAID THEY HAD TO GO
   (THEY'RE PROBABLY CHECKING EXCESSIVE MAIL THAT YOU SENT THEM!)
     
5. THOU SHALL NOT HUNT A PERSON DOWN THAT HAS BLOCKED SELECTED MEMBERS
   FROM THEIR BUDDY LIST.
   (there is a such thing called PriVaCy... HmM...)
     
6. THOU SHALL NOT IM BOMB INNOCENT PEOPLE.
     
7. THOU SHALL NOT IM A SENTENCE ONE WORD AT A TIME
   MUZIKCRAZY:  (THAT 
   MUZIKCRAZY:  GETS 
   MUZIKCRAZY:  ANNOYING!!! 
   MUZIKCRAZY:  NOBODY 
   MUZIKCRAZY:  LIKES 
   MUZIKCRAZY:  IT)
     
8. THOU SHALL NOT SEND A MESSAGE ASKING: "SO.. WHAT DO YOU WANNA TALK
   ABOUT"
   (THAT'S ONE LINE THAT KILLS CONVERSATIONS).
     
9. THOU SHALL NOT IM SOMEONE TO ASK THEM WHAT PRIVATE ROOM THEY'RE IN 
   (THAT'S WHY IT'S CALLED A "PRIVATE" ROOM!! so go PRY somewhere else)
     
10. THOU SHALL NOT IM SOMEONE WHEN THEY HAVE NOTHING IMPORTANT TO SAY. 
    ex: "SO... HOWS THE WEATHER TODAY?"
    err STuPiD wE dO hAvE wiNdOwS aNd TV's tO iNFoRm uS oN tHaT