Two lovers passionately embraced on the bed,
their bodies entwined as they gyrated to their
own rhythm.  Suddenly, the woman cocked her
ear, "My husband is coming through the front
door!  Quick!  Hide in the bathroom!" she cried.

The man ran into the bathroom as she hid his
clothes under the bed.  Just then, her husband
comes into the bedroom.
 "Why are you lying on the bed naked?" he asked.

"I heard you coming up the drive and I wanted to
be ready for you darling." she replied with a
knowing smile.

"Great!" he said "I'll just nip into the bathroom, freshed up
and be back in a minute."

Before she could stop him, he was into the
 bathroom and found a man clapping his hands
together in mid-air.
"Who the devil are you?" the husband demanded.

"I'm from the exterminator company.  Your wife
called me in to get rid of these pesky moths."
the lover replied.

"But....But....you've got no clothes on!" stammered
the husband.

The lover looked down, jumped backward in surprise
and said, "The Little Bastards!"