It was when I was giving a speech at my brother's wedding, I was the best man.

At my wedding, right after the priest told me to kiss the bride. I was so nervous I couldn't help it.
The most horrible fart of my life was at my wedding. I tripped on my wife's dress, and fell. It happened when I was getting up. I guess I was just really nervous.
I was the ring bearer when my Dad was getting married when I farted. It wasn't loud, but it smelled so bad my stepmother started gagging. It was on my honeymoon, just as we were going to consummate our marriage. I was nervous, my stomach wasn't feeling right and I thought that I needed to burp. She was on the way down south (she had never done that before and I was very excited) and that's when it happened way too fast for me to pull her up. She never got down there and, needless to say, it will probably be a while. About eight percent of you described your most memorable farts as religious experiences like these: I was a little kid, first time in confession. The priest cut a loud and smelly fart. I had to cover my mouth and practically chew on my fist not to laugh. It's funny now, but then I was really scared I would get into big trouble for laughing during confession. That gassy old guy was supposed to forgive my sins. At the cemetery while my grandfather's casket was being lowered into the grave. I was sitting in church, and the chairs were made out of wood, my mother farted (extremely loud) and everyone looked at me. My mom blamed it on me (I was 7 years old at the time). About 13 percent of you remembered the educational fart: I was in the spring musical my senior year in high school. As I was preparing to go on stage, I had to fart. So I decided to let go since I was still backstage and no one would know who did it. Only, it wasn't just a fart. I had to take a dance class in college and ended up in a ballet class. I was the only male with about 8 females. We were all on the floor stretching with our heads down, and all of a sudden: POW! I didn't move and not one of those women even acted like they had heard it. But I knew they had. Doing sit-ups in gym class. In the middle of a presentation I was doing for school, it was so loud and stinky, I couldn't continue. I was taking a test in college when someone behind me farted. I looked up and chuckled and the entire class looked at me as if I had farted. Trying to say it wasn't me only made matters worse. Six percent of you gas up at the office: My most embarrassing fart was in an informal meeting between he boss, a doctor, a female co-worker, and myself. While sitting in a chair in front of the bosses desk next to the female co-worker, I needed to fart. I thought it would be a quiet little inconspicuous fart. All of a sudden I rip a huge one-I was taken completely of red. I turned bright red while everyone glanced over at me pretending not to hear anything but the smirks on their faces said it all. I farted in my office just before my secretary came in. She has the nose of a bird dog and there's no doubt she smelled it. At least I gave her something to share with the others during break. I was setting up some computer hardware at work for one of the female CEO's (a really cute one). She was watching while I was installing a power strip in the floor when I pretty much farted right on her. In my office right before a meeting was to take place in it. As the people filed in I was sure they could still smell it. My secretary asked everyone to leave under a false pretense and then asked me to please spray something. She saved my butt that day. I was with a client and they dropped a file folder. I bent down to get it and let a huge fart go. It was a complete accident but I was so embarrassed that I broke out into hysterical laughter and let several more farts out with each guffaw. The client was very upset, and stormed out of my office. Good thing too, because seconds later, a smell developed that could have melted the paint on the walls. In a meeting-I blamed it on the CEO. Impressing your dates: In a telephone booth while making out with my girlfriend. In my girlfriend's house with her entire family present. We were going out for only a couple of months and I was sitting in her family with her four siblings and parents and I just let one go, expecting it to be an "SBD" but unfortunately it wasn't too silent. My girlfriends house during the presentation of the gifts on Christmas morning. It lasted a good five seconds. There was no dog to blame it on either. While having an intellectual conversation with my girlfriend at the kitchen table, my butt hanging off of the stool, as I stare at her intently. I accidentally farted right on my girlfriend's mother while squeezing by her in the movie theater. When I first met my girl friend I was at her parents house in the living room. My girl friend sat on my lap when I was not expecting it and outit came, sounding like we had crushed a duck. I was sitting in my girlfriend's house while talking to her parents. I had only met them a few weeks earlier. Boom! Out it came. I then tried to pass it off on their dog, but my girlfriend was on to me and it was pretty embarrassing. They still liked me anyway. My first meeting with my first girlfriend's family in their den. We were sitting around talking after supper (her mother and father and two sisters) and one slipped out, loud enough for everyone to hear. Luckily, the oldest sister broke the silence by commenting "Welcome to the family; sounds like you'll fit right in!" I was watching a movie at home with this girl I was dating and I fell asleep with her head in my lap. Let's just say I woke myself up. While driving in the car with my new in-laws. It was silent, but very deadly and I didn't play it off too well. Everyone had to put down their windows and of course the finger pointing started. I finally confessed about 10 miles down the road. Ringing in the new year: Arby's Restaurant-it was New Year's Eve and I nearly gave the old lady in the booth behind me a heart attack because the booth actually rattled. At a huge outdoor party on New Year's Eve, in downtown Orlando, Florida. I was drunk and dancing with a beautiful young lady when I let it rip. Nothing loud, mind you, but I sent about thirty people darting through the packed streets (including my lady friend, her friend, and my buddy that was with me) leaving me in about a 10 meter circle dancing by myself. NO LIE. This story has become my friend's favorite party story, and now the world knows. Random gaseous moments: In a still hot tub with my high school friends. It still amazes me that the smell traveled to our noses in bubbles. When I was blindfolded at a surprise birthday party with 10 guests that I did not know were there. In front of 1,000 people during a wrestling match. It was so loud, the crowd heard it over the cheering. I guess the most embarrassing place would have to be at the doctors office. I was sitting in the waiting room and it just flowed out. It didn't make a sound, but the stench made a few people look around and eventually leave the area. Without a doubt, the most embarrassing place was in the operating room when I was a pre-med student. One morning, as the orthopedic surgeon who I was following that day was finishing a case, I let out the silent-but-deadly type. He began smelling the patient's arm and asking the nurse if she smelled it too. He examined the arm for infection, and finally, not seeing anything, decided to go ahead and close. He never said anything to me, but I was never invited into his O.R. again. In the dentist's chair. When I was about 14 years old I was with my family at a ski resort they served some mean chili. I'm talking the kind of mean that starts a volcano in your colon. I'd been ripping farts all day long, sort of warming up the insides of my ski pants. At one point, I ripped one while sitting on a chair lift, and the people in the chair behind us started making gagging noises. Later that day, my brother, father and I were on a crowded gondola to the top of the mountain. I felt one brewing up inside me, and there wasn't much I could do to contain it. So, I cracked one cheek and let it seep out, and instantly slapped my brother in the head and yelled "Aw man, you're NASTY." The people in the gondola started gagging over the smell, some of guys were about to throw my brother out the window. This could have been my most embarrassing fart but instead it was my brother's, and he had nothing to do with it. My wife and I were alone in a Sears elevator when I cut loose with the worst fart I have ever done in a confined area. When we got to our floor and the elevator door opened, we were met by a family with a baby in a stroller. We rushed out of the elevator and disappeared. We were laughing so hard, I had tears in my eyes. The most embarrassing place I ever farted was in a McDonald's. A couple of friends and I were leaving, and while on the way out I really ripped a loud one. This biker and his girlfriend were entering at that exact moment and the biker turned to me and called me a f***ing pig. It was at Fort Knox, Kentucky, my very first day of basic training. My drill sergeant had everyone in formation and picked me to be the platoon leader. Out in front of about 40 recruits like myself, I barked out an order of left face. Right after the order, I cut the largest fart on earth. Everyone in the platoon burst out laughing and I ended up doing pushups till sundown.