A man having problems
A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he
decided to go to the doctor.  He asked the doctor what could he do to
cure his problem.  In response, the doctor said, "When you feel
like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself."  That
same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol.
All excited to try this suggestion out he runs home to his wife.  At
home, his wife is in bed, naked and waiting on her husband.  As the two
begin,they find themselves in the 69 position.  The man, moments later,
feels the sudden urge to come and fires the starter pistol.  The
next day, the man went back to the doctor.  The doctor asked, "How did
it go?" The man answered, "Not that well...when I fired the pistol, my wife
sh*t on my face, bit 3 inches off my penis and my neighbor came out of
the closet with his hands in the air!"