When I take a long time
I am slow
When my boss takes a long time
He is thorough
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When I do things too fast
I am careless
When my boss does it in a flash
He is a pro
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When I don't do it
I am lazy
When my boss doesn't do it
He is too busy
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When I do something without being told
I am trying to be smart
When my boss does the same
That is initiative
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When I talk with someone
I am wasting company time & money
When my boss talks with someone
He is making time & money for the  company.
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When I please my boss
I'm kissing-butt or brown nosing
When my boss pleases his boss
He's co-operating
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When I say something wrong
I am stupid
When my boss says something wrong
He says its a joke
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When I do good
My boss never remembers
When I do wrong
He never forgets