Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two
extra things left in his bag of creations, so he decided to split them
between Adam and Eve. He told the couple that one of the things he had 
to give away was the ability to stand up while  urinating.
"It's a very handy thing," God told the couple, who he found under an
apple tree. "I was wondering if either one of you  wanted that ability."
Adam jumped up and blurted, "Oh, give that to me!  I'd love to be
able to do that!  It seems a sort of thing a man should do. Oh please, 
oh please, oh please, let me have that  ability.  It'd be so great!  
When I'm working in the garden or naming the animals, I could just stand 
there and let it fly. It'd be so cool. I could write my name in the sand. 
Oh please God,let it be me who you give that gift to, let me stand and pee, 
oh please......"
On and on he went like an excited little boy who had to pee. Eve just
smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted that so badly, that he should
have it.
It seemed to be the sort of thing that would make him happy, and she
really wouldn't mind if Adam were the one given this ability.
And so Adam was given the ability to control the direction of his
misdirection while in a vertical position. And so, he was happy and did 
celebrate by wetting down the bark on the tree nearest him, laughing with 
delight all the while.
And it was good.
"Ok, fine," God said. Then, looking back into his bag of leftover
gifts, he said ......  
"Now. what's left here for Eve? ... Oh yes, multiple orgasms....."