Q:  What's the ultimate in confusion? 
A:  Fifteen blind lesbians at a fish market.
 
Q: What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery
   boy have in common?
A: They can both smell it but can't eat it. 

Q: How is a woman like a condom?
A: Both spend more time in your wallet than on 
   your dick. 

Q: What is the similarity between a woman and 
   Kentucky Fried Chicken?
A: By the time you've finished with the breast 
   and thighs, all you have left is a greasy 
   box to put your bone in. 
 
Q:  Which is better, being born black or gay? 
A:  Black, because you don't have to tell your 
    parents.
 
Q:  Why are they freezing sperm in San Francisco? 
A:  It tastes better than fresh squeezed.