REASONS WHY A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN* You can buy a silencer for a handgun.* You can trade a .44 for two .22's. * You can have a handgun at home and another for the road. * If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will be impressed and let you try a few rounds with it. * Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup. * Your handgun will stay with you even if you are out of ammo. * A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space. * Handguns function normally every day of the month. * A handgun won't ask, "Do these grips make me look fat?" * A handgun does not mind if you go to sleep after you're done using it. * You can have more than one handgun living in the same house without having problems. * A handgun doesn't care how big your trigger finger is. * A handgun won't tell all of its friends if you are a "little fast on the trigger"... |
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