Subj:   Mama

Maria had just got married and being a traditional Italian, she  was
still a virgin. So, on her wedding night, staying at her mother's 
house, she was nervous.  But her mother reassured her.  "Don't worry,
Maria. Tony's  a good man.  Go upstairs and he'll take care of you."
 
So up she went.  When she got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt and
exposed his hairy chest.  Maria ran downstairs to her mother and says,
"Mama, Mama, Tony's got a big hairy chest."
 
"Don't worry, Maria," says the mother," all good men have hairy
chests. Go upstairs.  He'll take good care of you. "So, up she went
again.  When she got  up in the bedroom, Tony took off  his pants
exposing his hairy legs.
 
Again, Maria  ran downstairs to her mother. "Mama, Mama, Tony took off
his pants and he's  got hairy legs!" "Don't worry.   All good men have
hairy legs. Tony's a good man.  Go upstairs and he'll take good care
of you." So up she went again. When she 
got up there, Tony took off his socks and on his left foot he was
missing three toes.
 
When Maria saw this, she ran downstairs. "Mama, Mama, Tony's got a
foot and a half!"
 
"Stay here and stir the pasta," says the mother. "This is a job for
Mama."