CinderellaThis is the true story of Cinderella, who was the most promiscuous bitch in the entire kingdom. She never said no. She never even said maybe. One day, teh fairy godmother appeared and said, "Cinderella, you just have to stop screwing everybody who approaches you. You'll never be able to marry the prince unless you do."Cinderella promised and tried her damnedest, but only a week after her talk with the fairy godmother she was caught in bed with the chimney sweep and his two assistants. The fairy godmother became so enraged that she changed Cinderella's pussy into a pumpkin! Two weeks later, the fairy godmother, paying another visit to see how Cinderella was doing, caught her singing and dancing with a huge grin on her face--a very happy girl. "Why are you smiling?" asked the fairy godmother. "Because I just met Peter Peter!" was the reply. |
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