Kidnapping
 
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, 
she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.  
She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind 
a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you."
 
She then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid.
Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under
the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground.
Signed, A Blonde."
 
The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent
him home to show it to his parents.  The next morning the 
Blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting 
beneath the pecan tree.  The Blonde opened up the bag and 
found the $10,000 with a note that said,
 
"How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?"