Only a little X-Rated if you have a twisted mind!!

Q. Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties?
A. To find a tight seal.

Q. What's the speed limit of sex?
A. 68; at 69 you have to turn around.

Q. If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside?
A. K9P.

Q: Why are Monica Lewinsky's cheeks so puffy?
A: She's withholding evidence.

Q. What's the difference between light and hard?
A. You can sleep with a light on.

Q. Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
A. Because it scares the hell out of the dog.

Q. What is the new O. J. web site address?
A. Slash.slash.backslash.escape

Q. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. One. Men will screw anything.

Q. If there were 4 potatoes in a room, which one would be the prostitute?
A. The one that's labeled "IDAHO"

Q. What is the difference between a peeping tom and a robber?
A. A robber snatches watches.

Q. Do you know what a wicker box is?
A. What Elmer Fudd wants to do to Madonna.