Sex quotes by celebrities

"To succeed with the opposite sex tell her you are impotent, she can't wait to disprove it" -- William Holden

"Nothing sexier than a lapsed Catholic." -- Woody Allen

"Of course I believe in safe sex - I've got a handrail around the bed." --Ken Dodd

"Sex is like eating...Sometimes you have fast food, and sometimes you eat a gourmet meal." -- Monica Lewinsky

"Sex is one of the most beautiful, wholesome, and natural things that money can buy." -- Steve Martin

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