Sex quotes by celebrities"To succeed with the opposite sex tell her you are impotent, she can't wait to disprove it" -- William Holden "Nothing sexier than a lapsed Catholic." -- Woody Allen "Of course I believe in safe sex - I've got a handrail around the bed." --Ken Dodd "Sex is like eating...Sometimes you have fast food, and sometimes you eat a gourmet meal." -- Monica Lewinsky "Sex is one of the most beautiful, wholesome, and natural things that money can buy." -- Steve Martin |
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