Endowment

Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection the doctor was surprised that both of them possessed incredibly long penises."How do you account for this?" he asked the brothers.

"It's hereditary,sir," one of the brothers said.

"I see",said the doctor writing in his file."Your father's the reason for the elongated Penises?"

"No sir,our mother".

"Your mother, you idiot women don't have Penises!".

"I know,sir said the recruit,"But she only had one arm,and when it came to getting us out of the bathtub,she had to manage as best she could."