Dumb Blonde
A blonde got lost in her car in a terrible snow storm. She remembered what her dad had once told her, "If you ever get stuck in a snow storm, wait for a snow plow and follow it." Pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about forty-five minutes.
Finally, the driver of the truck got out and asked her, "What are you doing?"
She explained, "My Dad told me, 'if you ever got stuck in the snow, follow a snow plow.'"
The driver nodded. "Well, I'm done With the Wal-Mart parking lot. Want to follow me over to K-Mart?"
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