At a San Francisco funeral parlor, the wakes for 3 gay men were being
held.  Their 'mates' got together and were talking about what they
planned to do with their loved ones' ashes once they were cremated.

The first man said, "My Benny loved to fly, so I'm going up in a plane
to scatter his ashes in the sky."

The second man said, "My Carl was a great fisherman, so I'm going to
scatter his ashes in our favorite lake."

The third man said, "My Jim was such a good lover!  I'm going to dump
his ashes in a pot of chili so he can tear my ass up one more time!"