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Introducing White Trash Barbie- She's larger and meaner than them other prissy, stuck-up, think-thur-better'n-you Barbies! Every White Trash Barbie comes complete with: -Two packs of Marlboro for Barbie's smoking pleasure! -A six-pack of cheap beer (It's on sale!) to refresh Barbie during her busy day of complaining and watching TV. -Stylish, every occasion Spandex pants, halter top and sandals. -Miracle-o'-procreation button! Press button on Barbie's back and she's pregnant...again! -Action bitch pull string! Barbie can say 11 phrases including "I tol' u gd#@! kids to git the hell outa my yard!", "Git me anuther beer, baybee.", "Whur's my dam cigarettes?", and more. Also Available: -Barbie doublewide dream trailer. Mobile home fun complete with stained carpet, broken steps, and TV set. Barbies wormy pet cat Rufus. Also included. Disassembles for use with the Tornado Action Playset (Sold separately) -Barbie dream car. 1986 Chevy Chevette in mix-n'- match colors and smokin'chokin'exhaust*. Coat hanger radio antenna. (*Smoke nontoxic unless breathed.) -Abusive boyfriend Ken with Buttkickn' leg action and PimpSlap backhand. With cowboy boots and MD 20/20 bottle. Curses, mumbles when string is pulled. -Married life Ken with Beer-bustin' expanding waist*. Molded to recliner. With TV remote, beer, chips. Says "Shut up woman," and "Git me a beer." (*Waist cannot be reduced once expanded). |