Today, the world was stunned by the news of the death of the Energizer
Bunny.
He was six years old.  Authorities believe that the death occurred at
approximately 8:42 PM last evening.

Best known as the irritating pink bunny that kept going, and going, and
going, "Pinkie," as he was known to his friends and relatives, was alone at
the time of death.

An emergency autopsy was performed early this morning.  Chief Medical
Examiner Dura Cell concluded that the cause of death was acute cardiac 
arrest induced by sexual over-stimulation.

Apparently, someone had installed Mr. Bunny's batteries backwards, and
he kept
coming, and coming, and coming....