Smart man + smart woman = Romance.
Smart man + dumb woman = Pregnancy.
Dumb man + smart woman = Affair.
Dumb man + dumb woman = Marriage.

Smart boss + smart employee = Profit.
Smart boss + dumb employee = Production.
Dumb boss + smart employee = Promotion.
Dumb boss + dumb employee = Overtime.

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A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. 
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.

Married men lived longer than single man, 
but married men are a lot more willing to die.

Any married man should forget his mistakes, 
there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. 
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after, well, that's the beginning of a new argument.

There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman -
before and after marriage.