| A knockout young lady decided she wanted to get rich quick so she proceeded
to find herself a rich 73-year-old man, planning to love Him to death on
their wedding night. The courtship and wedding went off without any
problem, in spite of the half-century age difference. The first night of
her honeymoon, she got undressed, and waited for him to come out of the
bathroom to come to bed. When he emerged, however, he had nothing on except
a rubber to cover a twelve-inch erection, and was carrying a pair of earplugs
and a pair of noseplugs. Fearing her plan had gone desperately amiss, she
asked, "What are those for?"
The elderly gentleman replied, "There are two things I can't stand: the sound of a woman screaming, and the smell of burning rubber!" |