Nice facts of life from:
Brent M Anderson
Microsoft Certified Professional
NTS System Administrator
     

EVERYONE MUST DO THIS TEST!!!!!!  YOU WILL LEARN AMAZING THINGS ABOUT YOURSELF!!!!!  I PROMISE.

I think this is the best one of this type of web page I've seen yet!

You must follow the rules on this one exactly, otherwise it won't work.

It's really scary how this works out. NO CHEATING!!!! 

First, get a pen and paper.

Second, write the numbers one through six. 

Next to number one, write any number. 

Next to number two, write the name of a member of the opposite sex. 

Next to three, write down the first color you can think of. 

Next to number four, write the name of your first pet. 

Next to each of numbers five and six write down the name of a family member.
 
 
 
 
 

Remember...no cheating.....
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Keep scrolling down........
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Don't cheat, or you'll be upset....... 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Here are the answers:
The number next to number one shows how many times you should  be smashed over the head with a baseball bat for thinking that stupid pages like this actually mean anything. 

The person named next to number two is someone who will never sleep with you because you're stupid enough to waste your time on something like this.

The color you picked means nothing. It's a friggin' color, for Christ's sake.

Number four gives you the name of a dead animal. 

Numbers five and six represent family members who are embarrassed to be related to you.

Give your friends the chance to feel like a schmuck too. 

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