| Three hillbillies were sittin on the porch. The first hillbilly
said "My wife is so dumb, yesterday she drug home a brand new washer and
dryer, and we ain't even got electricity!"
The second hillbilly said "My wife is stupider than yers, yesterday she brings home a new dishwasher, and we ain't even got runnin water!" The third hillbilly said "My wife is really dumber, yesterday I was in the kitchen and I saw her purse on the table. Everything was spilled out of it and there was a bunch of rubbers layin there...and she ain't even got a dick!" |