WORST things to say to a police officer...  

10. That uniform makes your ass look really big. 
9.  I wanted to be a cop but decided to finish high school instead.   
8.  You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? 
7.  Didn't I see you get your ass kicked on Cops? 
6.  I bet I could grab that gun before you finish writing my ticket. 
5.  Gee, thanks! The last officer only gave me a warning, too! 
4.  A 9 mm? Sheesh! Check out this .44 magnum! 
3.  Hey, can you give me another one of those full cavity searches?   
2.  Here - hold my beer so I can reach my license.  
And the ABSOLUTE WORST thing to say to a police officer...
1.  Aren't you that guy from the village people?