An International Breakfast
At a breakfast table, there was a British couple, an American couple
and an Australian couple.
The British husband, who liked to use puns, said to his wife, "Can you
pass the honey, Honey?"
Not wanting to lose out, the American husband turned and said to his
wife, "Do you mind passing the sugar, Sugar?"
The Australian husband did not want to lose out either, but he could
not think how he could copy the other 2 husbands. Finally, he spoke to his wife,
"Pass me the bacon, you Pig!!"