A guy goes into a supermarket and buys:
   one tin of beans
   one bag of crisps
   one pack of burgers
   one tub of icecream
   one cake
   one yogurt
   one pint of milk.
                
He takes them over to the checkout, and the girl
looks at what he has bought and asks if he is single.   The
bloke says sarcastically, "Yes.  However did you guess?"

The girl replies: "You're an ugly bastard."