Ugly Beast 
I dreamt last night that I went to Heaven, and I met St. Peter at the
Pearly Gates. I asked him that since I arrived in Heaven if I could 
take a look around the place. St. Peter agreed, and even came along 
with me to show me around. We went a ways, until we met President 
Clinton, tied to one of the most ugliest beast you could ever, ever 
imagine. It was nearly human, probably about 95 years old, 5 inch 
thick glasses, grease just dripping off its body, muttering every now 
and then like a sick crow. We asked Willie why he was chained to this 
awful creature. Willie replied: "Well, when I used to live on Earth, 
I committed a number of sins, and now I'm chained to this really ugly
old thing as penance."
We wished President Clinton the best of luck, and moved on. A while
later we met with none other than Elvis Presley, the King of Rock, 
and he was tied to another of the most ugliest creatures you could 
imagine, even worse than the first one. We asked Mr. Presley why he 
was chained to such an ugly thing. The King replies: "Well, when I 
used to live on Earth, I committed a number of sins, and now I have 
to live with this ugly old monster for a while as penance."
We wished the King the best of luck, and moved on. After a while we 
met up with Billy Gates, president of Microsoft. Billy Gates just so 
happened to be chained to one of the most gorgeous, luscious, and 
sexiest woman you could ever imagine, long blonde hair, blue eyes, long
limbs, and a beautiful figure. So, we asked him why they were chained 
to each other like that. The woman answered first: 
"When I used to live on Earth, I committed a number of sins...