An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly his boat was
attacked by the Loch Ness monster. In one easy flip, the beast tossed
him and his boat high into the air. Then it opened its mouth to swallow  
both. As the man sailed head over heels, he cried out, "Oh, my God! 
Help me!"
At once, the ferocious attack scene froze in place, and as the atheist
hung in mid-air, a booming voice came down from the clouds. "I thought 
you didn't believe in Me!"
"Come on God, give me a break!," the man pleaded. 
"Two minutes ago I didn't believe in the Loch Ness monster either!"