A farmer came home late one night and caught a traveling
salesman in bed with his wife. The farmer knocked the traveling
salesman cold and when he came to, he discovered himself in the
barn, where the farmer had tightly clamped his manhood,
in a big vice, nailed to the bench, and the handle to the vice was gone!
Looking around, he saw the farmer was sharpening a large knife.
"Dear God, you're not going to cut it off!" cried the salesman.
"No," said the farmer, "You can do that...I'm going to set the
barn on fire!"