Horsing Around
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls
into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get
the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the
farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's Mercedes
back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then
throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives
the car forward saving him from sinking!
A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the
meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken
yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. Thehorse said, "I
think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of
the hole and said, "Grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up." And
the chicken didand pulled himself to safety.
The moral of the story: If you are hung like a horse, you don't
need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.