A few good courses for some of our "men" around here.
A new two year degree is being offered at LIFE UNIVERSITY that many of
you should be interested in: BECOMING A REAL MAN. That's right, in just six
quarters you, too, can be a real man, as well as earn an AA degree (AA
Real Men). Please take a moment to look over the program outline.

FIRST YEAR
Autumn Schedule
MEN 101         Combating Stupidity
MEN 102         You Too Can Do Housework
MEN 103         PMS - Learn When To Keep Your Mouth Shut
MEN 104         We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings For Christmas

Winter Schedule
MEN 110         Wonderful Laundry Techniques
MEN 111         Understanding The Female Response to Getting In At
                4AM
MEN 112         Parenting: It Doesn't End With Conception
EAT 100         Get A Life, Learn To Cook
ECON 001A       What's Hers Is Hers

Spring Schedule
MEN 120         How NOT To Act Like An Asshole When You're Wrong
MEN 121         Understanding Your Incompetence
MEN 122         YOU, The Weaker Sex
MEN 123         Reasons To Give Flowers
ECON 001B       What's Yours Is Half Hers (Must Pass ECON 001A)

SECOND YEAR
Autumn Schedule
SEX 101         You CAN Fall Asleep Without It
SEX 102         Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower
MEN 201         How To Stay Awake After Sex
MEN 202         How To Put The Toilet Seat Down
ELECTIVE        (See Electives Below)

Winter Schedule
MEN 210         The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
MEN 211         How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children
MEN 212         You, Too, Can Be A Designated Driver
MEN 213         Honest - You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise -
                Especially Naked
MEN 230A        Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 1

Spring Schedule
MEN 220         Omitting @&*%$#* From Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail
                Only)
MEN 221         Fluffing The Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary
MEN 222         Real Men Ask For Directions
MEN 223         Thirty Minutes of Begging Is NOT Considered
                Foreplay
MEN 230B        Her Birthdays And Anniversaries Are Important 2

Course Electives
EAT 101         Cooking With Quiche
EAT 102         Utilization of Eating Utensils
EAT 103         Burping And Belching Discreetly
MEN 231         Mother-in-Law
MEN 232         Appear To Be Listening
MEN 233         Just Say, Yes Dear
ECON 001C       Cheaper To Keep Her (Must Pass ECON 001B)