In a train compartment, there are 3 men and a ravishing young
girl.  The four passengers join in conversation, which very soon
turns to the erotic.

Then, the young girl proposes, "If each of you will give me
$1.00, I will show you my legs."  The men, charmed by this
young girl, all pull a buck out of their wallet.

And then the girl pulls up her dress a bit to show her legs.

Then she says, "If each of you gentlemen will give me $10.00,
I'll show you my thighs," and men being what they are, they all
pull out a ten dollar bill. The girl pulls up her dress all the
way to her legs in full.

Conversation continues, and the men, a bit excited, have all
taken off their coats.

Then the young girl says, "If you will give me $100, I will show
you where I was operated on for appendicitis."

All three fork over the money.  The girl then turned to the
window and points outside at a building they're passing.  "See
there in the distance.  That's the hospital where I had it done!"

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A woman checked in at the pearly gates and asked to join her
former husband, Walter Smith.  Saint Peter said, "We have five
million Walter Smiths.  Give us a little clue."

The woman said, "My Walter is bald and has blue eyes, and he
said that if I ever slept with another man he'd turn over in his
grave."

Saint Peter motioned an angel forward.  "Take her to Whirling
Walter!"

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As a painless way to save money, a young couple arranged
that every time they have sex the husband puts his pocket
change into a china piggy bank on the bedside table. One night
while being unusually athletic, he accidentally knocked the
bank to the floor where it smashes. To his surprise, among the
masses of coins,  there are handfuls of five and ten dollar bills.
He asks his wife what's up. "Well," she replied, "Not everyone
is as cheap as you are."