This site will probably contain offensive language, (including but certainly not limited to: shit, piss, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, pussy, and tits.{Thank you George Carlin.}) dirty pictures, (used for revenge purposes only, of course) cheap hookers, expensive hookers, middle-priced hookers, free hookers, hookers in general, bad jokes, wise cracks, my mother, and perhaps many much more questionable items. (Of which, I haven't decided yet.)

Yes, welcome to my disclaimer. In other words, this site will offend you/gross you out at some point in time. If you don't want that, then get the hell out. Keep in mind, this page is designed for a mature audience. If you are not part of that mature audience, then you are welcome to "Get The Hell Out" too. If you really want to be offended/grossed out and are a part of that mature audience, then please enter. There is room for all, just click on the picture to enter and the, "Get The Hell Out" button to leave.

These pages were created using the resolution of 800 X 600 pixels, and they will work best at that resolution.

-Alan

Copyright To me, so don't screw with my shit or I'll fuck your world and make you wear my socks, bitch.