- Government bonds eventually mature and earn money.
Why can't a gorilla play trumpet?
- He's too sensitive.
- Drool.
How do you know when a drummer is knocking at your door?
- The knock will slow down.
How do you confuse a drummer?
- Put music in front of him.
SPOTLIGHT JOKE:
A drummer, tired of being ridiculed by his band friends, decides to learn to play another instrument. He walks into a pawn shop and says to the clerk, " I'd like to take the red trumpet over there and the accordion." The clerk, in turn looks at the drummer with a puzzled expression and says, " O.K......you can have the fire extinguisher,but the radiator stays."
- On and Off
How can you make a french horn sound like a trombone?
- Take your hand out of the bell, miss all the notes and loose all sense of taste.
What do you call a trombonist with a beeper?
- An optimist.
- Because a man blows in it, but only God knows what comes out
- Gifted.
Why do clarinetists place their cases on their car dashboards?
- So they can park in the handicap area.
- Shoot one.
How do you tune two piccolos?
- Shoot them both.
