- You and your band friends always fall in step.
- You forget every letter after G.
- You freak out if the desks in your math class aren't in straight rows.
- You see your section more than your family.
- You list the music room as your home address.
- You hum the fight song EVERYWHERE.
- Your favorite mode of transportation is yellow and seats 45.
- Your relationship with a fellow member of your section recently ended due to an argument over the correct fingerings of a high Ab.
- You check the band webpage more than your e-mail.
- The latest crack-up among you and your band friends is switching the mouth pieces of a trumpet and a clarinet and attempting to play a duet.
- You were offended by the movie "American Pie".
- You've named your instrument.
- You wear marching shoes with a tuxedo.
- Back marching no longer reminds you of ballet.
- You have neck strap or drum harness tan lines.
- Changing your oil involves opening your instrument case.
- Someone says "guard" and you think of a girl with a flag instead of a man with a gun.
- You try to identify the instruments in cartoons, commercials, or movies.
- You've dated every band member and now wonder if you'll ever get another date.
- You can relate to at least 1/3 of these jokes.
- You have no life.........and LOVE IT!!!!!!!
