20 Minute Ultimate Submission match
Bison vs. Crusher Adams
My Generation by Limp Bizkit starts to play, and Bison himself comes out to the ring. He is wearing his sunglasses as usual. He struts to the ring, and then slides into it. He doesn�t do his usual shenanigans with the announcers, but just lays his sunglasses down near a turnbuckle. He crouches down, and waits for Adams to come out.
He gets his wish, as Crusher Adams walks out to his theme music. He stares down the cruiserweight from the top of the ramp, then walks down. He climbs up to the apron, and then stares at Bison as if daring him to attack. He doesn�t, so Adams steps over the top rope, and gets ready for the twenty-minute Ultimate Submission match.
Chris: This should be a good one!
The bell rings, and things start off right for Bison, as he nails a running Lou Thesz Press on the big man. He follows up with right hands to the face of Adams. He then nails a few elbows to the side of the head, then stands up, and knees him a few times for good measure. He runs against the ropes, and then hits a running elbow drop. He stands up and hits another elbow drop. He hits one more, and then pins. But, the referee reminds him that it�s a submission match.
John: Ha! He forgot what kind of match it was!
Chris: It can happen to anybody! It could happen to� YOU!
John: Shut up now?
So now instead, Bison locks in a reverse leg lock, and Adams probably though he better tap out before he gets any serious damage done. So early on at 1:17 it�s 1-0 for Bison. He tries to keep the pressure on, as he climbs to the top rope. He goes for a big splash, but Adams gets his knees up! Adams waits for Bison to get up, and shows that he actually knows a submission. He locks in a simple armbar, but 295 pounds of �Crusher� Adams pressing down on your shoulder can�t feel too good, so Bison taps out. Two quick falls, and at 2:04 it�s a 1-1 tie. Adams keeps on the pressure, or at least tries to. He succeeds too, as he lifts Bison up, and nails a gigantic 6�8� Powerbomb. If this was a single fall pinning match, it would probably be over, but it isn�t. Adams stands over Bison and starts to get cocky, but the small cruiserweight moves fast, and somehow locks in a sharpshooter before you can say 2-1 bison at 2:59.
Chris: Wow this match is moving along quickly, and it�s 2-1 Bison.
John: But there�s still seventeen minutes left, and if this match continues like this, it�ll be 21-19 or something along the lines of that.
Maybe not, but they�re making a bid for it.
Bison then starts an assault on the head and neck area of Crusher Adams. First, he kicks Adams in the stomach, and then hits a vicious dangerous DDT. Then he picks Adams up, and hits a reverse DDT. He picks him up once again, and hits a regular DDT this time. And for the last time, he picks Crusher up, and somehow gets the big man up, and hits a Brainbuster DDT. Crusher is lucky if he�s not paralyzed after than onslaught. Bison then takes advantage, and locks in a rear chin lock. But, Crusher Adams reaches out a long leg and touches the bottom rope.
John: Good ring presence shown there by �Crusher� Adams.
It definitely takes a bit of Bison�s momentum away, and Adams gets up. Bison runs against the ropes, and goes for a spear, but Adams charges his shoulder at him, and of course the bigger man wins as Bison gets knocked back. Now it�s Adams who lays an assault, as he works on Bison�s legs. That�s smart, as Bison�s a cruiserweight that uses his legs a lot. He stomps on the legs a few times, and then locks in a version of a leglock. It�s obviously painful however, as Bison amazingly taps out. 2-2 at 9:37. Four falls in under ten minutes. Adams continues the legwork, as he elbowdrops Bison several times inside the thigh area. On about the seventh drop, and stays down and pushes his elbow into the thigh, and Bison again taps out! Adams leads 3-2 at 9:49. Adams seems to have found Bison�s weakness.
Chris: Adams seems to have found Bison�s weakness!
John: Where have I heard that before?
I�m guessing here. But anyway, Adams does have Bison where he wants him. He stomps at the knee area of R. Bison, and we can hear that he is in agony. Adams just smiles, and shows his versatility as he locks in a figure four leg lock. Bison AGAIN taps out! 4-2 at 10:11. Adams seems to smell blood, and he goes to lock in a Sharpshooter. But, this time Bison has had enough. With his better leg, he kicks out as hard as he can, and kicks Crusher�s crotch (say that five times fast). He then goes for the strangest submission ever, as he reaches up and grabs the place he just kicked. Crusher smartly taps out, and it�s 4-3 now at 10:59. Bison has nine minutes to tie it up or win it. Or Adams can just add to the lead.
Chris: Adams seems to be in some trouble here.
John: Wouldn�t you be in a little pain after that?
Well Adams is in a considerable amount of pain. That gives Bison time to get up, and start trying to take the advantage. Crusher walks up to him, and gets met with a thunderous Spinebuster from Bison to the big man. Bison then waits for Adams to get up, and then charges at him, and nails a spear. Bison seems to have regained his form, as he picks Crusher up, and slams him down with a TREMENDOUS high angled spine buster. Now it�s Bison�s turn to get cocky. He walks around Adams� body, and then kneels down. He grabs Crusher, and locks in the bow and arrow lock. But, it seems the injured leg is still in pain, as the hold collapses and �Crusher� Adams falls on Bison�s legs.
Chris: Bison seems to be frustrated here.
John: Well he�s being beat by a rookie, wouldn�t you be?
Bison is doing everything he can to at least tie it up. He picks Adams up, and whips him against the ropes. When he comes back, Bison somehow nails a big powerslam that nearly send Crusher through the mat at 15:00. Bison has five minutes left. He keeps going for a submission, as he locks in a standing figure four. Crusher, with his strong legs, counters and kicks Bison out of the ring and onto the hard matted concrete. Adams seems content to just stay there and take some time off the clock, but obviously Bison isn�t. As Crusher turns around to taunt the crowd, Bison, quick as a hiccup, jumps up to the apron, and slingshots up to the top rope, and nails a flying bulldog. He locks in an armbar, but Crusher still doesn�t tap out, and he reaches the ropes.
Chris: Three and a half minutes left!
John: What a match we are having here today!
What a match indeed.
Bison waits for Adams to get up, and when he does, he runs at him and nails a knee to the face. Adams is knocked back down. Bison picks him up, but �Crusher� Adams fights back. They brawl for a while, but Adams takes the advantage. He whips Bison against the ropes, and knocks him down with a 6�8� 295 pounds clothesline. Bison may have reached the end of his tether. He is lying down on the mat, and Adams is in no hurry. So he is content to just stomp him a couple of times. One minute left. Adams picks Bison up, and just socks him one to knock him back down. He walks around the ring, and goes to the turnbuckle, where, unluckily for him, Bison�s sunglasses are. He accidentally steps on them and crushes them. Bison sees that, and he gets up right away. He turns Adams around, and punches him harder than if he had had Brass Knuckles. Adams is obviously out cold, with fifteen seconds left. Bison stands over him, and then locks in a standing figure four. The ref raises Adams� hand and drops it three times, so Bison ties it up at 4-4 at 19:54. Bison tries to lock in another submission, but there is no time, as the match ends in a 4-4 tie. Even though the fans don�t particularly like either of these men, they give a standing round of applause for an amazing showing.
Chris: Sadly, an outstanding match ends in a four-four tie!
John: Well they sure put on a great show for the fans.