Boutch: Ladies and gentlemen it is time for one hell of a match. The reigning Survival champion, not to mention one of the many freaks here in the EWA, will defend his title against 3 opponents in a Survival match!
Mark: Who cares? Let�s get to Dalis�s beating from the greatest ever, CHAZZ!
Boutch: Whatever, I�m looking forward to this match. It should be one hell of a show!
The lights go out as Severed by Mudvayne begins to play.
Announcer: The following is a Survival match for the EWA SURVIVAL CHAMPIONSHIP! Introducing first, from Louisville, Kentucky. MERCE!
Merce walks down to the ring ignoring the fans and waits for his opponents.
'Feel So Numb' plays, and the titontron flashes 'JR' then fades to static as a pyro hits and JR walks out, looking at fans as he walks to the ring.
Announcer: And the challenger! From Casper, WY! JR!
Blue pyros shoot from the ring posts as he slides in. He gets on a turnbuckle and raises his right hand above his head and shouts. He then gets down and waits for the match to start.
Announcer: Introducing next, from Quebec, Canada! DENIM!
The Arena become Dark, The titantron opens, we see Denim in a very dark room with a light moving in it. Denim look at his hand (right one) He then scream and hit the floor, A big Noise can be heard, The Camera switch to a city, Los Angeles, We see the city falling apart, Big cracks are opening through the earth and a mist is getting out of it. (Special effect) An earthquake Destroys Los Angeles. Mist is coming out on the stage as the earthquakes stops. A big blinding light blinds everyone in the Arena.� Fiend" starts, the light go off leaving lights only on the stage. Denim Comes out of the curtain walking slowly on the stage. Stop before engaging himself on the ramp. Look at all the crowd, start walking slowly, watching all the people on the sides. Get in the ring, go in the middle and look at his hand and wait for his opponent to come out.
Announcer: Now, the EWA Survival Champion! Hailing from Germany! JOOOOKER!
The lights fade to black and a projector point the center of the stage. No Mercy plays and Joker walks down the ramp. He looks at the crowd with a sick expression. He climbs on the ring and sit on one of the turnbuckle. Joker then looks at the crowd again and burst with an evil laugh.
Ding Ding
At the sound of the bell Denim charges at JR and nails a clothesline straight away. Not allowing him to get up Denim hits repeated elbow drops on JR�s back. Denim not letting up drags JR back to his feet and goes for the Spiral Bomb! JR however recovers a bit and immediately begins bombarding Denims head with punches. Denim drops JR who continues his attack. JR pushes Denim against the ropes and whips him to the other side. On return JR goes for a clothesline but Denim goes for one of his own knocking both men on the ground!
Boutch: What a remarkable reversal by Denim there! But both are down!
(1)Meanwhile Merce and Joker exchange punches in the corner. (2) Joker appears to get the upper hand and goes for a hard right but blocks it and throws Joker into the corner! (3) Merce attacks Joker with a few body shots and follows with a full nelson suplex! (4) Merce shouts and the fans a bit then looks at the struggling Denim and JR who are finally getting to their feet. Merce laughs and heads out of the ring. In the ring, JR is the first to his feet. He goes after the kneeling Denim but receives a low blow instead! The crowd cheers as Denim gets to his feet and walks over to the staggering JR. He laughs and slaps JR in the face then delivers a Gutwrench Powerbomb! (1) Denim mocks JR a bit but the crowd begins to boo. (2) Merce is back in the ring with a chair and is stalking Denim! (3) Denim turns and receives a thunderous chair shot between the eyes! (4) (1) Merce smiles then laughs at Denim then finally turns back to Joker as JR begins to slowly get up. Merce turns to face Joker fully but no ones there! Merce looks around frantically for him then looks behind him chair still in hand. Joker comes running from the other side of the ring and nails a running spinning dropkick kicking the chair into Merce�s face! (2) Merce drops the chair can bounces off the ropes behind him only to be caught in JR�s Losing My Cool right on the chair! Denim begins to get back up as the ref checks on Merce.
Ding Ding
Boutch: My god! What a turn of events! Merce was dominating this match and in a matter of seconds is the first to be eliminated! What else will happen?
JR now goes for Joker on instinct forgetting Denim. The two trade a few punches until Joker gets bored and kicks JR right between the legs!
Mark: Whoahoo! Two times in one match! D***!
JR screams in pain as Joker gives out an evil laugh. Joker is soon cut off by a shot to the back by Denim and the chair! Denim throws the chair aside and goes outside and under the ring. Denim comes out from under the ring with a roar of cheers and a barbed wire bat in his hand! He raises it above his head and looks around at the crowd ignoring the other wrestlers. As he finally turns back to the ring he is met with a baseball slide from JR! JR slides out side after hitting Denim and goes back on the attack. The two battle again with punches but are both met with a body press over the top ropes from Joker! Joker goes on the rampage and rams JR�s head into the steel step 1���� 2���.. 3����.4�����..5 times!
He raises JR�s head after the fifth hit and blood is now streaming down JR�s cheek. Joker gives out another evil laugh and tosses JR over the guard-rail! Denim is back up and grabs the bat again and waits for Joker to turn. But Joker scouts it and moves away in time to dodge the hit and lock Denims legs! Denim falls forward with the bat in front of his face and smashes into the steps! Denim bounces back up and staggers a bit with the bat stuck in his head! Denim pulls the barbed wire out and lets the bat fall loose. Blood now covering his face Denim finally falls backward against the apron. Joker laughs again and goes back to JR but is met with a snap mare over the rail and onto the concrete! Joker holds his back up pain as JR gets him up and drags him through the crowd. The camera cuts as they disappear in the hallway but turns back on in front of the doors to the parking lot.
JR keeps dragging Joker until he fights back right in front of the doors. They exchange a few punches until Joker gets the upper hand again. Joker goes for the Last Regrets but JR gives Joker a taste of his own medicine and delivers a low blow. Not wasting anytime JR get Joker up on his shoulders and nails the Waves Crash Down! JR jumps up and down excitedly, but there�s no ref! JR runs back to the curtains to the inside of the arena but is met with a big boot from Denim! The ref goes and quickly checks on Joker but he is already getting to his feet. Denim, blood and all, picks up JR above his head and walks over to Joker. Joker finally stands up but is knocked straight through the parking lot doors as Denim throws JR on top of him! Denim begins to walk forward but staggers again and falls to the ground from the loss of blood. All three men slowly get up but JR is the first to his feet. He runs over and kicks the kneeling Denim in the stomach causing him to fall again. JR then goes back over to Joker who is still getting to his feet and throws a few hard punches to his head. JR picks Joker up and whips him into the front of an EWA semi! Joker holds his back in even more pain and is turned around by JR. JR places Joker correctly and delivers a suplex onto the hood of the semi! JR gets up excited again and tells the ref to count Joker out but Joker is already moving again! Joker spits blood out of his mouth then gives another evil laugh as JR swears.
JR climbs the hood of the semi furious that he can�t get rid of Joker and goes for another suplex to the very top of the semi! Instead however, Joker reverses it into a face first suplex to JR! Joker gets up and wipes blood off his mouth with his hands and climbs up to JR. He gives an even more evil laugh then looks at the car beside the semi. Still laughing Joker drags JR up and pulls his face up to his. Joker stops laughing and just stares and the bloody and hurt JR then spits blood right in his eyes. Joker sets JR up and delivers the Dark Murderer to JR right off the semi and sends JR crashing through the hood of the near by car. The ref on the ground checks JR and cuts the air with his hands. The echoing chant of (HOLY sh!t!) is heard throughout the arena as Joker stands atop the semi giving his evil laugh at the top of his lungs.
Boutch and Mark: HOLY sh!t!
Boutch: My god, Joker is the most sickening man in this business! Match or not you do not do that to a body!
Mark:.. erhm.. uh I guess that means we�re down to two now. WAIT A MINUTE!
As Joker gets down from the semi Denim comes running from behind with a hockey stick! The crowd�s cheers are thunderous as with one good whack Denim breaks the stick across the back of Jokers head! Joker falls to one knee and holds the back of his head but is soon picked up by Denim who nails the Disaster on the pavement! Denim falls again from the rush of blood as the crowd roars. The ref checks on Joker and����������
Boutch: I CAN�T BELIEVE IT! DENIM HAS WON THE MATCH! JOKER HAS BEEN BEATEN!
The crowd goes crazy as a stage hand comes running into the parking lot with the Survival title and hands it to the new Survival champion. Right behind the stagehand the EMT�s come and put the three competitors in a near by ambulance as the fans continue to scream.