Hey there, my favorites!
I know, I know, it�s been too long since I wrote an edition of your favorite article, but don�t worry. I am back on track after some hectic months. Yes, months. Normally, I don�t wrestle main events. Simply because I had my share of fame and fortune and I really am in the business now to push people. Anyway, Eric Davis thought it would be good to push the entire EWA up a notch, so he asked me if I could be the man to do it. Now whom else could he have asked, you might ask? Well, not a lot of people spring to mind right now. SO I brought in the WWO Championship and revealed that I partly owned the EWA. It created a huge buzz and people were really picking up on it. That�s probably why people thought Ascension was such a success. In my opinion, it was too. Even tough I lost the WWO Championship.
Now I know that people think that I hate D-Frost at the moment. Not true. D-Frost and I are still good buddies and hang out from time to time, but when it concerns the EWA, you can bet your ass that there is some bad blood brewing between Bison and D-Frost. Also know as A-nothing, B-crap, C-Nothing or Frosty the snowman, as I used to call him way back in the beginning of the WWO. Anyway, I have to say that I loved the WWO championship match. Got to hand it to both Lee and Camaro. They both are terrific athletes and I have always said backstage, that if I was to lose the WWO Title, I wanted it to be in a huge match. I consider the match I just had a huge match, because you won�t see stuff like this often. Bison �Vs- Lee �Vs- Camaro. That was one hell of a way to draw a crowd to an event. Good job Eric.
I am really looking forward to having a match with D-Frost anytime soon. I also still need to beat the hell out of Lee and Warlord too. Lee for having the Championship that belongs to me. Warlord, because he booted me out of the Battle Royal. Man, I was so close. I survived about 25 people and I eliminated a few too. Bomber was the first one that I beat the crap out of and eliminated. I sure hope I won�t ever see his face again. After that I eliminated Tetsuo, Flamestrike and Crusher. Now I know Lee is going to brag about him eliminating Phil, but it was me who pulled down the ropes and eliminated him.
Also, I bet that you people were pretty surprised that Ash Seymour and JR joined GX, right? Well, to be honest, I was planning the return of Ash a long time, but JR joining. That was a surprise to me too. I know that there had been some rumors about it, but I almost never believe them. Well, JR came to me at Ascension and he asked me if everything was set in motion and I was like, what the hell are you taking about?! Then he told me that he was planning on joining GX and I was like, DAMN! I would have known if he were to join us right? Because I lead the team, but hey, I was cool with the idea and Megestro and JR beat the heck out of the remaining Powers so it was all good. JR and Ash, welcome to the most Exclusive group in the EWA, Generation X.
On to a total different subject and probably your favorite one too. Rachel is back. If you paid enough attention to EWA TV, then you would have noticed her in the back when I was talking to her, just before I went out to cut a promo about Lee. As soon as I have a match, You�ll be seeing her right next to me. We will both walk to the ring, where everybody can watch her instead of me, but hey. I don�t mind that everybody looks at her, because I am the one that goes home with her and that�s a fact!
Stay out of trouble and see you next time,
Richard Bison. PS. Here's a little something for the Rachel fans.
