Hey there people and welcome to a brand spanking new edition of Fact Files. Number three to be precise.
Last week sure was a hectic one. I apologize for not being around a lot, but I had one promotional tour after the other. All for the mega event, Ground Zero, the year ender. Eric Davis wants this Pay per view to be big and therefore he has me and some of the others going around the globe, promoting it. Or pimping it as Megestro would say. He claims that he and I are the 2 biggest pimps of the EWA. Eheh, maybe he�s right.
Anyway, since I am a good employee and put heart and soul in the EWA, I go from convention to convention to shake hands, take pictures and what not. Don�t get me wrong, I love doing all of it, but man, I am tired as hell after it. I hope you people that are reading this that your favorite hero is going to be in the main event at Ground Zero. I�m putting my career on the line too, so you better order it and tune in to see Dragon lose his match.
The last convention I went to was great. I had a blast when I went to the convention in Canada where I entertained people in a chicken suit, pretending that I was JR. People are still talking about it and want me to do it again. Sadly, Tetsuo, my good fried with the Granny-tude, still has that suit and since Megestro knocked its head off, I cant wear it anymore. Speaking of Granny-tude, people are really catching on with it and they love it too. I hope that Tetsuo sticks with it a while longer and talk with Eric how to use it further, because I promise you, this is a gimmick that surpasses Alexander�s Golden Boy gimmick. Although that is a great one too, but he hasn�t been around for a while now so people are forgetting it.
On Shockers, you all saw your favorite superstar lose his Tag Title to The Powers that be, but fear not all my fans out there, I am going to guarantee you that me and Travis are going to do our very best to get those titles back from them. All Travis and I have to do is go through Lee and Rage, The Darkside and offcourse Megestro and JR. Really not hard at all, because your favorite hero has a plan to get those titles back, what that plan is, you�ll just have to see at Inner Demons, because I am not going to spoil it here.
Rumors backstage are getting stronger and stronger about a big shift in stable members and all that. I hear people talking about somebody leaving GX soon, but I can yell you all, that is not going to happen. At the moment, GX is one solid team that nobody can tear apart and if they try, they die. Not really offcourse but I like to say it.
I have been getting a lot of Emails lately from people, asking me where the hell Rachel is. I know, I know, I said that she would be back, but I never said when, did I? Trust me people, when I say that she will be back, she will be back. You have to keep in mind that she has a life too you know and she has to take care of stuff too. She did come with me to all those conventions, so you drooling people that came to the conventions got the chance to take a picture of her and trust me, a lot of you did.
Last week, I have been to a karaoke bar. Actually, Rachel and her sister dragged me to it, because you people know that I really HATE singing. If you didn�t, you know it now. Trust me, you do not want to hear me sing. Better leave that to Travis or Alexander, but not me, No way, but yeah. Guess what? After a beer or something, I got dragged up there too, by some guy that I don�t even know who the heck he was and I sang my lungs out. Really loud too. All in all, it was pretty fun actually, but I am not going to do that ever again. I told Rachel that if she ever made me sing again, I would jump out of the window.
Well, that�s all for this week people. Check back again next Monday to read another fun adventure by your favorite superstar, Richard Bison
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