Hey there people and great of you to be a part of the very first edition of Richard Bison's Fact File.
Now you might be wondering what the hell I am going to talk about, well to tell you the truth, I have no Idea either. I think that I am going to discuss some of the stuff that has been happening in the EWA, along with some of the weird, fun or maybe even boring things that happen in my life.
Lets start with the EWA. Now a lot of stuff happened the last week. One of those things being Nathan Irvine being a bit unhappy about Gekido�s performance in the ring. To be more precise, the chair shots that he accidentally got from them. Now a lot of people on the streets have asked me if this could be the beginning of the end of Generation X. In my opinion, it doesn�t have to be. You see, we all get fed up with somebody some time. Hell, I even want to kill Lee from time to time, but you don�t see me doing that, do you? Problem is, Nathan, Travis, Tetsuo, D-Frost and I are always together. You could say that we are brothers and brothers just happen to beat each other up or at least argue with each other from time to time. Logical, because you see each other every day. So to answer the question, will this be the end of G-X? Hell no!
One person that I never tire of to see over and over is my lovely wife and your favorite EWA Diva, Rachel. Many people asked me, no actually, they demanded me to bring her back to the EWA. Now as much as I want to, Rachel has a few things to deal with first, before coming back to the EWA. She�s a happily married Mrs. Bison now and she wants to enjoy that first.
Here are some pictures of the wedding.
Oh, and for the people that think that I needed a lot of booze to get myself up on that altar, forget it. I wish I could do that day over every day and that�s not because the wedding night was good, if you know what I mean. I would also like to take this opportunity to thank Eric Davis for being my best men and the G-X members, past and present and other EWA superstars for being there. Oh, and Rachel tell me that I have to thank my in-laws too. Hmpf, the only thing I thank them for is putting Rachel on the planet, but lets drop that subject or else Rachel is going to put me in a headlock as soon as she reads this and trust me, she can apply one nasty head lock!
Here is a picture of one of her in ring appearances in the EWA
Now last week, I had an interesting match with Rage. I can tell you that his guy is full of energy and I know that with some time, you are looking at a main eventer here. Sure, he has been in the main event of the EWA once or twice under the name of Dragon Rage, but a certain somebody *cough*me*cough* showed him that he wasn�t ready to be in the top spot just yet. Keep your eyes on Rage, people, because he may be a pretty weird guy to hang out with, but he has some great ideas that can really put the EWA on the map. I mean, more that it is now.
This week, however, I got a match against his partner in crime, Scoot Williams of the C.X.I. Now I have to admit, when it comes to stables, Lee isn�t the best guy in managing one, but so far, I think his CXI is the best one. Now about Scoot, he is the last Rising Star Champion. When he won that title, it got renamed the Cruiserweight championship. Now all you true Bison fans out there know that back in the WWO, I was also a cruiserweight champion when I eliminated a lot of people for that belt. Amongst those people were Sub-0, Yeih Kang, D-Frost, how things can change in a year can�t it, and Dynamic, the last guy in the ring that I eliminated. Now my point of all this is that I want you people to remember those days, because I can keep up with the speed that those guys are fighting at. Sure, it will be getting some used to again, but I�ll manage. Why am I telling this, you ask? Well, I happen to run in a lot of people when I go somewhere. Whether it is on the streets or in a store, but people always ask me things that are wrestling related. Now if you would know me, I am definitely not the ass that I am on TV and I always take time for my fans and sign autographs or let them take a picture of whatever. So they asked me if I am able to keep up in the Cruiserweight division and my answer is, you�ll have to wait and see this Saturday Night on Shockers when I am going to face the top guy in the Cruiserweight division, Scoot Williams.
Well, that�s all for now people. Be sure to check back here 3 weeks from now as I am going to bring you more interesting facts about me or any other crazy stuff. If you want to mail me I suggest you click the following link and you just fire away with the questions and I�ll try to discuss them right here, in Bison�s Fact Files! Be sure to check in on this weeks Classified!, because I am going to be a guest on the show.
Signing off is yours truly,
Richard Bison
And that�s a fact!! (I love that quote)