We can see Bison walking backstage. He is heading for the Order of Chaos Locker room. He knocks on the door and Max opens the door.
Max:
Damn! I have never seen you dressed up that good! You should wear a suit like that more often. You really seem ready for your date!
Bison is wearing a very expensive looking Armani suit.
Bison:
Shut up, man! I only do this for Rachel. She ready?
I'll check, but you know women. They take their time. You should know. HA! I remember when we were kids, you waited half a day for a girl before realizing that she fooling you! Me and Whisper laughed our @sses off. That was so great!
Shut up, man! That was ages ago! I didn't even remembered that up till now.
Heh, I was more like six months ago, just before you became a WWO Superstar. Oh hey, here she is now.
Rachel is wearing a beautiful dress (start imagining(SP?), guys! ;D). She walks towards Bison, who is almost drooling.
Wha, wha, wha, wha, wha....
Rachel:
Ready to go, Richard?
Bison is staring his eyes out and Max slaps Bison on the back of the head.
Snap out of it you drooling idiot! It's not polite to stare at a woman like that! Especially her.
I don't mind, really. You like the dress, don't you?
Hell, I like more then that, but I'm not gonna mention that in front of Max!
Shut up, you idiot. I wouldn't do this for you if you were not going to help me out with my training. And by the way, Rachel really wanted this and who am I to deny the whishes of my manager. It's not like we are involved or anything. Our relationship is strictly professional. You just do whatever you want with her. WAIT! Forget I said that!
Bison and Rachel walk away towards the garage where Bison's 1999 Porsche 911 Carrera Sunroof Coupe is parked. They walk to the garage hand in hand (Aint that sweet! ;D) The walk past the GX locker room where Lee is ready to go into the locker room.
Lee:
Awwwwww. Isn't that sweet! Big bad Bison all dressed up and totally in love!!!!!
Yeah, yeah, shut up, man. If you weren't the best (GX) manager in the world, I would have BKO'ed you.
Just kidding, man. Good luck with the date. Hope you will have fun!
Good luck? Heh, I'm Bison, I always have luck with women, but thanks anyway.
Bison and Rachel continue down the hall and enter the garage. Psyko just arrives in the garage with his car . He parks it next to Bison's 1999 Porsche 911 Carrera Sunroof Coupe (It's a beauty!) and gets out of the car screaming to Bison.
Psyko:
Bison, you moron! What are you doing with my manager?!
What am I doing with your manager?! Why don't you tell me why the hell you parked your ugly @ss car next to my 1999 Porsche 911 Carrera?! Don't worry, Rachel, I'm not that big off a car freak.
MY UGLY @SS CAR? I'll show you ugly @ss, because I am going to kick yours!!!
Psyko, Bison, please stop it. Psyko, Bison is taking me out on a date and I am not your manager, I am Max's manager. He just happens to be a member of the Order. Bison, please, can't you be nice to Psyko for once?
Rassum frassum. Oh alright! For you, I'll be nice to him. Once! Ok, Psyko, your car is just ugly
WHY YOU......!
Bison.....
What?! I can't be any nicer to this guy or I'll flat out die!
Psyko, just think of this as a way of Bison apologizing, ok?
Well. I am still gonna kick your @ss soon!
Psyko walks off
Yeah, right! You and what army? Ok, Rachel, lets go.
Bison and Rachel get in the 1999 Porsche 911 Carrera (I just had to mention it again ;D) and drive off.
You have a nice car, Bison. Must have cost allot.
It did, but Phil Ward is paying me big money to stay in the fed and attract the crowd. As long as he pays me, I'll do just that.
Doesn't he say that he attracts the crowd?
He says it, but deep down, he knows that I am the one that made the WWO great. Look at the people that I have feuded with. All of them became great superstars , because I gave them the opportunity to be in a match with me. Take Crusher Adams for example. we had a feud going for a quite some time and look at him now, TV champion. And you know why? Because I made him great. That's it. And what do I get in return? A big mouth. Saying that he doesn't need anyone to be good, what an idiot.
Didn�t you guys had a submission match and wasn't that a draw? You couldn't beat him in the match you are specialized in.
Rachel, my dear. I let the match come to a draw, because it would give him the hope that he still has a chance of beating me. By the way, I am specialized in allot of things and I am very specialized in pleasing a woman. Want me to show you?
Bison gets a grin on his face.....
Maybe later tonight. Lets just go to the restaurant first.
WOOHOO! Yes, Ma�am!
A few minutes later, they arrive at the restaurant (really expensive one!). Bison parks his car and they both gets out. Bison gives Rachel his coat, because Rachel forgot hers and it's very cold.
They both get to their table. A kid sits behind them all on his own. The kid looks kinda familiar to him, but doesn't remember where he knows him from.
Rachel and Bison sit down and Bison orders a beer and Rachel orders water. The waiter takes the order and gives them both the menu's
Water? Lady, I'm paying, so don't worry about that!
Thanks, but I want to keep my head clear on the first date, ok?
Fine by me, girl. It's your day.
Bison and Rachel talks some more, when suddenly a head pops up behind of Bison, looking at both Bison and Rachel. Rachel starts to laugh.
What? Why are you laughing? Is there something on my nose?
No, no. There is this kid behind you that seems to want your attention. Maybe for an autograph?
A Fan? oh well, since I am in a good mood today, I'll give him one.
Bison turns his head, but..... SPLAT!!!!! The kid puts a meatball, straight in his face!
Ha ha! You have something on your nose now!
WHT! YOU LITTLE *&%!!! I thought I knew you from somewhere! You're that shin-kicking, Cola-dumping, tomato-throwing pain in my @ss. WELL I AM GONNA....
Security walks over to Bison.
Security guy: Maybe you shouldn't do that, sir. He's the son of the boss of this restaurant.
No wonder the food is bad in this place!
Maybe it's just better if you left , sir.
(uses a funny voice) Maybe it's just better if you left , sir. (stops funny voice) Maybe you should stop acting like a retard! Maybe I should just kick your @SS!!!
Bison. please?
Oh alright! I'm going. Come on Rachel. I'll take you home.
Bison and Rachel exit the restaurant. Bison gives his coat to Rachel again. Rachel gets a tissue from her purse and wipes Bison and cleans Bison's face with it.
Bison and Rachel get in the 1999 Porsche 911 Carrera (last time I mention it, ok?) and drive off.
Look, Rachel. I am very sorry about what happened today. I was hoping that it would be a fun evening, but I didn't turn out that way.
Oh, don't worry about that! I had allot off fun. This was the first date that wasn't boring and just talk, talk, talk. Funny stuff happened.
Bison still looks bummed. They arrive at the home of Rachel. Bison parks his car near the house and they both get out. Bison walks her to her door. Rachel opens the door and gives Bison his coat back. Bison still looks a bit depressed.
Really Bison. I did had a great night. Here, maybe this will cheer you up.
Rachel gives Bison a kiss (NO tongue involved, people!)
Bison starts to smile a little.
Goodnight Bison and sweet dreams.
Rachel closes the door and Bison walks back to the car, gets in and drives off.
WOOHOO! Yeah! Sweet dreams. You bet!