Gold???

A rich man was near death, and became very upset because he had worked
so hard for his money and he wanted to take it with him to heaven.
So, he began to pray that he might be able to take some of his wealth along.
An angel heard his plea and appeared to him.

"Sorry," the angel said, "but you can't take your wealth with you."
The man implored the angel to speak to God to see if He might bend the
rules.  The man continued to pray that his wealth could follow him.

The angel reappeared and informed the man that God had decided to allow
him to take one suitcase with him.  Overjoyed, the man got his largest
suitcase, filled it with pure gold bars and placed it beside his bed.
Soon afterward, the man died and showed up at the gates of Heaven to
greet St. Peter.

St. Peter, seeing the suitcase, said,  "Hold on; you can't bring that in here!"
The man explained to St. Peter that he had permission and told him to
verify his story with God.

St. Peter checked and came back saying, "You're right.  You are allowed
one carry-on bag, but I'm supposed to check it's contents before
letting it through."  He opened the suitcase to inspect the worldly items
that the man found too precious to leave behind and exclaimed,

"You brought PAVEMENT???"

(This came from Fishers Of Grin, Christian Humor's Joke of the Day!, And was
submitted to them   by:  Doug Johnson)

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