That story was one of the funniest stories i've heard in a long time.  The situation that the person was in just seemed to get worse and worse.  What are the odds of that happening to a person that's one of the reasons that it was so funny,  I could see maybe one or the other  but both at the same time, that's just hilarious.  I could honestly say i felt sorry for the guy but its funny cause i don't know him... even if i did know him it still would be funny.  I couldn't imagine anything more embarrassing that could happen to a person while they're out in public.  The thing that stands out the most is when he said it splattered five feet up the wall and his back was covered in "liquid shit".  To add to it there wasn't any toilet paper, what bad luck.  I'm sure that was an experience that he or anyone else who wondered into the bathroom will ever forget.