shoutoutz

If your stupid enought to talk to your self, have sense to know when to shut up.
Did the sun just come out or did you smile at me?
It takes a big man to cry but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
You can disagree with me, you can say anything you want, of course you'll be wrong!
If innorance is bliss, then knock the smile off my face.
God created man first because he needed a rough draft before the masterpiece!
*Before you criticize someone walk a mile in his/her shoes, that way if they get angry they'll be a mile away-- and bare foot.
Life is like a cactus, pricks comeing from all directions
Just because I'm moody doesn't mean your not irritating.
I carried a watermelon?
I always wanted to be someone but I should have been more specific.
Smile, its the second best thing you can do w/ yer lips.
*Don't take life so seriously, no one makes it out alive anyways.
***One day your prince will come, mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions.***
**If you want me to fall for you.. u can start by giving me something worth tripping over.
NEVER wrestle w/ a pig. You BOTH get dirt, but the pig LIKES it!
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
Even thought they call it pasta now, it's still spaghetti.
Money isn't everything-- according to those who have it.
Smile, It makes the world wonder what your up to.
The nice thing about egoists is that they talk about anyone else.
If you keep throwing dirt, you'll start to lose ground.
Of all the streets in the world, Easy St. is the hardest to find.
***If your feet smell and your nose runs, you're built upside down.
Don't worry about dying its the last thing you'll ever do.
If vegetarians love animals so much, why do they eat all their food?
My opinions may have changed but not the fact that I'm right!
I'm not the brightest crayon, but I'm colorific.
I'm smiling because i have no idea whats going on.
Guys are like slinkies... good for nothing, but when one falls down the stairs you can't help but laugh.
I tried to sniff Coke once, but the ice cube got stuck in my nose!
It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it to them.
Roses are red, Violets are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to u?!
It's better to lose a lover than to love a loser.
Hate me cuz you hate me, don't hate me cuz you AINT me.
If love isn't a game why are there so many players?
I would tell you to go to hell, but all dogs go to Heaven.
Mirrors don't talk and lucky for you they don't laugh either.
If life hands u lemons.... THROW THEM AT PEOPLE!!
We are the people our parents warned us about.
Your jealosy is my energy. Ever wonder why im so hyper?
*Don't follow in my footsteps...because i sometimes run into walls*
When I see great people, I think I gotta be better
I know im not perfect, but i'm so close it's scary!