| renee: Hey welcome to the chit chat place! Where we talk all day long! randee: Really? We have to talk all day long?! But what about eating?! renee: No dummy, we talk and eat too. randee: Then why did you say talk all day long! Plus this place closes at 12:00 pm! renee: The sign said 24 hours a day! randee: Weren't they just telling us how many hours there were in a day? renee: Just shut up.... okay like wassup? randee: The ceiling renee: Go look on the back of the orange juice box randee: Okay.... (goes and looks and sees the word, "concentrare") renee: Well I hasta go now.... I forgot your number randee.... randee: Shhh I am concentrating renee: oh i will just call you to get it! OK? randee: Hush renee: I have to go to the airport. Bye (ten minutes later comes back) randee: Why are you back? renee: It said the airport left!! Grrr!! I should have left earlier! randee: renee, i have to go home! I must study for a my blood test tomorrow! Bye! renee: okay but remember i will call u to get your phone number randee: alright sounds good! bye! renee: Bye! Well I guess it's just me and you! But um yeah your pretty dull to talk to so im gunna tell sum spunky jokes! u ready?! well hurry up! okay here it goes!........................... |
| It'z MaGiK! |
| A women was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me form this trap, I will grant you three wishes." The women freed the frog and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes, that whatever you wish for your husband will get 10 times better!" The women said, "That will be okay.", and for her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis, the women will flock to." The women replied, "That will be okay because I will be the most beautiful women and he will only have eyes for me." So, KAZAM - she's the most beautiful women in the world! For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest women in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than u." The women said, "That will be okay because what is mine is his and what is his is mine." So, KAZAM she's the richest woman in the world! The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I would like a mild heart attack." Moral: Don't mess w/ women, we're too smart. |
| randee: umm... yeah renee that was pretty dumb renee: what the heck r u talkin about its a right on-ish moral if u ask me! and why r u back?! randee: no u fork! i mean dork! better yet spoon! a moral is suppose to help u out in life! i wanted to hear da joke renee: 0o0oh right. life the cereal right? that stuff is soo0o0 yummy!! randee: haha.. um no! geez... here i'll tell u a better joke..... |
| BuLLsHiT |
| A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at the lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the firsy branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after the fourth night, there he was proudly perched at the top tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree. Moral: Bullshit might get u to the top, but it won't keep u there. |
| renee: ummm.. yeah randee thats pretty gross lol! randee: it may be gross but im sure no one is gunna out and eat that stuff after they read that! renee: haha.... if they did i'd call em a monkey! randee: so neways i hear its all about the bananas. renee: oh yeah definitely this one dude named Jake Durbin said that "Life is like a monkey, you never know which way its gunna swing." randee:wow. what a smart fellow. renee:...yup..... randee:.. yeah... renee:...sooo00o0o0o randee: i better get im gettin super duper bored! have fun renee talkin to ur self! and my mum said u can borrow the car to drive to my house! renee: right sounds spunky mo monkey! c-ya! randee: bye! renee: Hey! looks like its just u n me! but i don't wanna talk to u! so BYE BYE!!!! call me sometime fer my number!!! (C;) *wink wink |
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