
Cameras backstage are outside the half open door of AJ Supreme's office. Inside the office, AJ sits behind his desk as Ben Jacobs sits in front of it, both are unaware of the camera just outside the door, peaking in.
AJ: What do you mean, he's not here?
Ben: Members of the Executive Board have been trying to reach him since School of Hard Knocks II and they haven't been able to make any contact with him.
AJ: No phone call? No text message? No e-mail? Not even a darn Twitter update?
Ben: Not a thing.
AJ: Well, now what?
Ben: I've got an idea.
Ben gets up and closes the office door as Southern Dynamite goes to it's intro video.

The camera switches to a wide open view of the Fayetteville Boys & Girls Club, which is filled with the roar of the screaming crowd. The camera pans over the fans who yell and hold up their signs until finally the camera comes to focus on the announce table at ringside,where Lester Daley & Floyd Boyd are seated.


FB: Amazing is the perfect word to describe what happened, it's amazing that Doug Gavelon got away with stealing the Southern Heritage Title from Ase.
LD: Please Floyd, don't even start.
FB: I'm just stating facts Daley, that's all.
LD: More like you're spewing your biased, delusional opinion.
FB: Ase was just a few feet away from winning when Doug cheated him out of the title and you know it.
LD: No I don't know it, but what I do know is Trip is in the ring so let's go to him.
The fans cheer as Trip Gordan stands in the center of the ring, a huge smile on his face.

TG: Ladies and gentlemen, introducing at this time, being accompanied by Tiffany and Maya are the champions of RCW: the Hog Wild Tag Team Champions the New Level, the Natural Champion Nate Sipes, and the Southern Heritage Champion Doug Gavelon�THE 7 DAY ARMY!

The lights turn to gold and silver as �Through the Fire and Flames� by Dragonforce plays over the PA system. Through the entranceway comes the entire 7DA. They all stand together and hold their hands high; the men holding up their title belts. They walk down the aisle and into the ring; doing the same pose once they enter to the joyous cheers of the crowd.
LD: The past three super shows have seen three title changes and all of those changes have been to the 7DA�s benefit. They now control all of the gold in RCW.
FB: Stole it is more like it. Right now, we should have Havoc, Pain & Suffering, and Ase as champions. IT ISN�T FAIR, D*MN IT!
LD: Floyd, calm down. You�ll give yourself another embolism.
As the music dies down, Doug grabs the microphone from Trip.
DG: Not only does this army never run but it never fails either.
The crowd cheers again.
DG: When this group came together, our goal was to expunge the evil that was growing in power in RCW. And we�ve done just that. The Family of Extreme has been eliminated, Pain & Suffering has been shown as �performance enhanced� hacks and will be shown as such again tonight, and the most prestigious title in RCW is no longer held by a man who hides behind loopholes and lawyers to remain champion.
The crowd cheers louder as they start to chant �7-D-A! 7-D-A!�
DG: No longer will politics decide who deserves a title shot. No longer shall clout alone get you to the next level. No longer shall AJ and Ben have to deal with the corrupt elements of the locker room. From now on, those who deserve a shot shall get one. From now on, those who never thought they could get their shot shall find that they can. Together, we will bring back dignity and honor to RCW. With every championship in RCW comes a great power and while we plan on keeping that power we will still challenge ourselves and the locker room to see who is fit to carry the gold in this company.
LD: Certainly some strong words from Doug; both in his feelings about past champions and challengers as well as his group�s abilities.
FB: He may want to watch his mouth before I go up and shut it.
LD: First of all, no you won�t. Second of all, if you were that crazy, you�d immediately get slapped by one of the women and come back to the desk; crying like a little girl.
FB: I hate you so much right now.
DG: I know that decisions are being made right now by Ben and AJ on who should be the next challenger but let it be known that we will defend our belts against anyone and everyone who steps up. Certainly, Phil and Ase deserve another shot at my title. Chris Lee earned the right for a shot at any title by winning the Hog Wild Cup. TNDS certainly deserves to be commended for their efforts in the tag team ladder match and should be given another opportunity to redeem themselves. Delilah Ghost has proven to be a great competitor and would be a great opponent. Hell, even Firebomb has shown signs of greatness beforehand and would be an interesting challenge to anyone.
The crowd laughs a bit at Doug�s comment before cheering again.
DG: So, what I�m saying is that anyone and everyone who wants a shot just has to step up and we�ll accept the challenge. Like I said and like we�ve always said, this army doesn�t run from anything. Thank you all very much.
�Through the Fire and Flames� by Dragonforce plays again as the 7DA makes one last pose before exiting the ring.
LD: What a sight that is, the 7 Day Army holds all the gold in RCW.
FB: Hopefully not for long.
LD: Well it's time for our first match of the night so let's send it back to Trip Gordan.
Trip once again stands in the center of the ring.
TG: The following is our opening contest of the evening. Introducing first, from St. Louis, Missouri... Adam Davids!

The arena goes black. "Slayed" by Overseer fills the arena. Once the beat starts up both Adam Davids walks out, with a scary look of determination. He has a kendo stick slung over his outside shoulder. Adam continues down to the ring, the fans giving a mixed reaction. He places the kendo stick on the outside of the ring and slides in, ready for action.
TG: Introducing his opponent, from London, England... �Dandy� Jonathan Page!

The fans boo as the regal tones of "Ballad of the Virgin Soldiers" pipe through the PA system. The crowd, along with Adam focus their attention on the entranceway but Page never comes out. Butch says something to Trip as the fans start booing louder at Jonathan not coming out.
LD: Where is he?
FB: Maybe his flight got delayed or he just didn't feel like Davids was worth his time.
The music fades as Trip finishes talking to Butch.
TG: Butch Fitzpatrick has ruled that Jonathan Page has until the count of ten to get to the ring, otherwise he will forfeit this match.
The fans boo louder.
LD: I can't believe he didn't show up.
FB: I can.
The fans count along with Butch, as Adam shakes his head in disappointment.
Fans: 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-
LD: Looks like Adam will win by default.
FB: Only way this guy can win.
LD: That's not very nice.
FB: Boo hoo.
Fans: 9-10!
Butch raises Adam's hand as he looks very disgusted.
TG: Here is your winner, due to forfeit... ADAM DAVIDS!
Adam grabs his kendo stick and rolls out of the ring as the fans clap their hand for him at least showing up and wanting to compete.
LD: Well fans, we're going to take a quick commercial break.
FB: Yeah cause we all need a breather after that action-packed thrill ride.
COMMERCIAL - GOODY's HEADACHE POWDER

Cameras come back to the ring as the U of A Fight Song blares and the Razorback fans go crazy. They cheer even louder as AJ Supreme steps out onto the entrance stage with the Mr. Hog Wild Briefcase in hand.

LD: The fans are on their feet for the owner of Razorback Championship Wrestling.
FB: This must be the presentation for Chris Lee, who won the Mr. Hog Wold Battle Royal Invitational.
The fans continue to cheer as �Any Means Necessary� by Hammerfall blares and Ben Jacobs walks out next to AJ with the $5,000 check in his hand.

LD: And there's our Vice-President.
FB: He's always looking sharp in those suits, I've got to ask him where he gets them.
The fans start chanting as AJ and Ben smile and nod their heads.
Fans: R-C-W... R-C-W... R-C-W... R-C-W...R-C-W...!!!!
AJ finally holds up his hand to quiet them down.
AJ: Thank you, we appreciate that.
Ben: We're out here because at School of Hard Knocks II, Chris Lee won the Mr. Hog Wild Battle Royal Invitational. That earned him not only this $5,000 check but also the first Mr. Hog Wild Briefcase.
AJ: Inside this briefcase is an open contract to any of the championships here in Razorback Championship Wrestling. We are suppose to be giving both of these things to Chris Lee tonight, and finding out what Title he wants a shot at. However, we have not been able to contact Chris Lee since School of Hard Knocks II.
The fans boo.
Ben: We were hoping he'd show up tonight, despite not communicating with any of us for the past two weeks, but he's not here.
The fans boo even louder.
LD: Wow, first Jonathan Page and now Chris Lee.
FB: This is huge Daley, he was suppose to get the money and the contract tonight. If he's not here, now what?
AJ and Ben look out at the booing crowd.
AJ: This now puts Ben and myself in a very tough spot, do we hold off and hope Chris shows back up?
Fans: Chris Lee Sucks!... Chris Lee Sucks! ... Chris Lee Sucks!
FB: These fans will turn on you in the blink of an eye.
LD: Can you blame them though? They were all looking forward to this and he is MIA.
AJ and Ben motions for the fans to calm down.
Ben: AJ and myself have discussed this today and we've decided since Lee is nowhere to be found, we are going to put this check and that briefcase BACK UP FOR GRABS!
The fans start cheering.
AJ: On October 18th, at the Verizon Arena in North Little Rock, RCW Presents Hog Heaven: Never Surrender... where we will once again have the Mr. Hog Wild Battle Royal Invitational!
The fans cheer even louder.
AJ: The winner of that match will be awarded the check and this briefcase.
Ben: So Chris Lee, if you want what you should have already taken possession of, you get another chance to prove yourself here in Razorback Championship Wrestling.
AJ: Now let's get back to some great wrestling action, thank you and enjoy the rest of the show!
The fans cheer as AJ and Ben turn and walk backstage as Trip gets back in the ring.
LD: So the $5,000 check and the Mr. Hog Wild Briefcase will be on the line once again at Hog Heaven: Never Surrender.
FB: Hopefully whoever wins it this time will actually stick around long enough to collect on the winnings.
LD: Well Floyd, we've got our next match coming up right now and it has quite a bit of heat behind it. Brock Davids takes on his brothers biggest foe, Firebomb.
FB: I hope Firebomb makes him pay for sticking his nose where it didn't belong.
LD: Where it didn't belong? Firebomb was going to barbecue his brother!
FB: That's unfortunate, but it's still no reason to get involved in other peoples affairs.
LD: You're amazingly unreasonable! Anyway, let's get to it already.
The fans cheer.
TG: Our next match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, accompanied by Cissy Miyas, weighing in at 245 lbs, Firebomb!

NELLY -HOT IN HERE starts playing over the Pa System As the lights Start flickering on and off like a strobe light The Video Screen Flashes Firebomb followed by some highlights of his . The Lights Come Back on as Two Bodies come out Firebomb, who is wearing Red tights with the word Firebomb down the right leg and white boots With a Red Fox fur coat and a red gangster fedora hat with a black stripe. Cissy Miyas wearing a Red Beauty Corset with garters comes up behind him and puts her hands on his shoulders and points towards Firebomb's biceps as he flexes As he walks towards the ring he lip syncs to his music. He climbs into the ring and awaits his opponent.
TG: And his opponent, weighing in at 195 lbs, former Natural Champion, Brock Davids!

The fans pop as the arena goes black. �Slayed� by Overseer fills the Boys and Girls Club. Once the beat starts up Brock walks out alone. Brock has a look of fury in his eyes that we have never seen before. He slides in to the ring and walks over to Trip Gordan, never taking his eyes off of Firebomb. He politely asks Trip for the microphone and Gordan obliges him.
Brock: Firebomb, after what you attempted to do to my brother at School of Hard Knocks II, I have no interest in wrestling you.
FB: Look at this! Those Davids Brothers are finally showing their true colors! Yellow!
The fans boo.
LD: The fans certainly don't seem to like this announcement by Brock.
Brock: That's right. I don't want to wrestle you. I want to beat the hell out of you!
The fans pop huge.
Brock: I want to beat that empty head of yours in with my weapons of choice in a no rules environment!
The crowd cheers again. Firebomb yanks the mic out of Davids hands.
Firebomb: Brock, I'd love to face you in a hardcore match. The only problem is, where are the weapons?
Davids yanks the microphone right back.
Brock: I always come prepared.
Brock turns toward the entrance ramp and makes a "come here" sort of motion. A couple of RCW stagehands roll a dumpster down to the ring.
FB: A dumpster? What are they gonna beat each other with half eaten hamburgers and plastic bottles?
Once the dumpster is at ringside, the two stagehands flip open the lids, revealing the holy grail of wrestling weapons. Pretty much every weapon anyone has ever thought of using in a match is in this one trash bin.
Brock: So? What do you say?
Firebomb looks over at the dumpster in disbelief. He looks back at Brock and without a mic says, "Fine!".
LD: Well, I guess we've got ourselves an impromptu hardcore match.
FB: This is ridiculous! Somebody needs to tell Ben Jacobs to get out here and stop this imbecile from doing whatever he wants.
Suddenly, as if on cue... �Any Means Necessary� blares for the second time tonight and Ben Jacobs steps out onto the entranceway. He looks down at the dumpster full of weapons and grins.
Ben: You two want to beat the hell out of each other in a hardcore match, huh?
Brock nods his head as Firebomb doesn't really seem to care either way.
Ben: I would personally love to say go for it, but unfortunately after all the destruction Hardcore Jesus has done in this building, the RCW Executive Board has ruled that we not allow any more �hardcore� style matches here at the Boys & Girls Club for awhile.
The fans start booing.
Ben: So I hate to be the bearer of bad news Brock, but if you want to face Firebomb in a �no holds barred� match... it'll have to wait till Hog Heaven: Never Surrender. As far as this match goes, regular rules apply, ring the bell.
The bell is rung as Brock leans forward on the ropes, yelling up at Ben.
LD: Well our VP has just put a stop to Brock Davids plans tonight.
FB: Too bad, I'm in the mood to see someone get their head smashed in tonight.
With Brock still yelling towards Ben, Firebomb rushes over and rolls him up in a school boy.
1.
2..
3!!!
FB: NO WAY!
LD: THAT WAS QUICK!
The fans can't believe it's over already, and neither can Brock.
TG: Here is your winner... FIREBOMB!
As Firebomb gets his hand raised in victory, Brock grabs him, takes a couple of swift steps towards the dumpster and sends Firebomb flying through the middle rope in to the dumpster. He exits the ring and closes the dumpster doors.
LD: Brock sent a message to Firebomb, Don't mess with my brother.
FB: I wonder if these two will actually go for that no holds barred match for Never Surrender?
LD: We'll have to wait and find out.
FB: Somebody should probably help Firebomb out of that dumpster.
COMMERCIAL BREAK - RIB CRIB: WHERE BOLD BEGINS

�Carpe Diem� by Pillar of Autumn blares over the PA as the fans turn their attention towards the entranceway.
LD: I remember this music, but it's been months and months since we've heard it here in RCW.
The fans immediately start booing as Alex Crowe walks out and stands on the stage.

He looks out at the disapproving crowd as he slowly walks down to the ring and climbs in. He gets a microphone but the fans start chanting before he has the chance to speak.
Fans: YOU SUCK!!! YOU SUCK!!! YOU SUCK!!! YOU SUCK!!!
Alex takes a breath as the fans continue to chant �You Suck�.
FB: These fans need to show Alex some respect.
LD: What has he done lately to earn any of their respect?
FB: He's giving them the honor of seeing him in that ring tonight.
LD: Your mind is so twisted.
Finally Alex holds up his hand and speaks loudly into the microphone, hoping to be heard over the chants.
Alex: YOU'RE RIGHT, I DO!
The fans fall silent, surprised at what they just heard.
FB: WHAT?!
LD: Really?
Alex takes another long breath before continuing.
Alex: For the past few months I have allowed my anger and personal opinions of Doug Gavelon and Nate Sipes run my life. I made it my personal goal to �make Nate pay� for disrespecting me, despite everything he and Doug said about trying to protect me. I was bitter and angry about not being included in the Steel Cage Warfare match, I was pissed off about not being thanked for freely joining the war against The FOE. I allowed myself to actually start hating two guys who probably have been the closest friends I've ever had.
Alex pauses for a moment as he paces around the ring.
FB: What is he getting at Daley?
LD: I think he's finally realizing the error in his ways Floyd.
FB: No, it can't be that.
Alex stands in the center of the ring as he goes on.
Alex: At School of Hard Knocks II, I was determined to prove I was better than Nate Sipes. I wanted to prove I could beat him and become the RCW Natural Champion. However, despite my best efforts... Nate Sipes is still the Champion.
The fans cheer.
Alex: I've done a lot of thinking and deep soul searching since that night and Nate, I've got something to say to you so I'd appreciate it if you came out here to face me man to man.
The crowd boos Crowe as he motions toward the entranceway.
FB: Nate won't come out here.
LD: Of course he will, he has no reason not to.
The fans start cheering as �Kashmir� by Led Zeppelin blares. Nate Sipes walks out with the Natural Title around his waist.

The fans continue to cheer as he makes his way down the ramp and he climbs into the ring. He stands and looks directly at Crowe who takes a step back.
Alex: Now after everything I've done and said to you these past few months, I'm sure you'd love to crack me in the jaw one more time, but please.... just hear me out.
Nate crosses his arms over his chest.
Alex: You said that I wasn't Championship material Nate, and I took that extremely personal. I let that fuel a hatred inside me that I allowed to cost me the friendship I had with you. I felt betrayed and stabbed in the back when I heard you say that... but Nate...
Alex pauses for a moment as Nate raises his eyebrows at him.
Alex: You were right man.
Alex looks directly at Nate, who now has a surprised look on his face.
Alex: You were right about everything, I just didn't want to hear it or believe it. You and Doug were right about me, I would have been more of a liability than an asset in Steel Cage Warfare. I didn't have the experience you and the rest of the Army had and I didn't belong in that final battle against the FOE. I realize now that you and Doug were just looking out for me and I'm sorry I couldn't accept that before. I admit it man, I was wrong and I was an a**h*le, plain and simple.
Nate nods his head in agreement.
Alex: So at School of Hard Knocks II, you made me realize I'm not Championship material and I am sorry for all the crap I've said and done. You guys didn't stab me in the back, I stabbed both you and Doug in the back and again, I'm sorry. I just hope you can be the bigger man and accept my apology and maybe, just maybe we can rebuild the friendship we once had.
Alex holds out his hand.
Alex: I was wrong and I'm sorry Nate, let's put the past in the past where it belongs and start fresh.
Nate takes a moment to consider all of this as he looks down at Alex's out stretched hand. He rubs his chin; contemplating how he should respond. Slowly, Nate raises his hand and finally accepts Alex�s apology. The fans cheer in approval.
LD: It looks like these two have finally buried the hatchet.
FB: I wish that would literally happen because this Kodak moment is making me sick.
After Nate lets go, he signals for the mic. Alex complies and hands it to him.
Nate: Now that I�ve accepted your apology, I think it�s time you accepted mine.
Alex looks on in shock as a surprised murmur is heard throughout the crowd.
Nate: You see, before School of Hard Knocks II, I was right in saying that you weren�t championship material. You�d shown some promise but were never considered a threat.
FB: I wish these idiots wouldn�t go around in circles. It�s annoying.
LD: Pipe down, Floyd.
Nate: That all changed at School of Hard Knocks. You took me to my limits and nearly walked out the champion. So, Alex, what I�m trying to say is that I�m sorry I didn�t believe you deserved your shot because you showed in Missouri that you were championship material.
The crowd starts to cheer again as Alex nods his head as if to say �thanks.�
Nate: So, that�s why I made sure of something before I came out here. You see, I met with AJ and Ben beforehand and told them I believe you deserve another shot, Alex. However, they believe as do I that you simply can�t be handed another title shot. Instead, you�ll be one of the competitors in the �Pure Tournament�.
FB: The what?
LD: The Pure Tournament.
FB: What's that?
LD: I have no idea.
Nate: You'll be one of eight competitors in this tournament, where the winner will go on to Hog Heaven: Never Surrender to get the next shot at my title.
LD: Sounds like an interesting proposition.
FB: It�d be even more interesting if someone got the hook and hauled these two out of here.
LD: FLOYD!
Nate: So Alex, I hope you can accept my apology because you proved that you were championship material at School of Hard Knocks II. I just hope you�re up to the task of proving it again in the Pure Tournament, good luck buddy.
This time, Nate holds out his hand. Alex smirks, nods his head and quickly accepts.
FB: Ain't that cute... KILL ME NOW, PLEASE!
LD: Oh give it a rest Floyd, it's great seeing these two become friends again.
The fans cheer as Nate turns to leave but Alex stops him.
Alex: One last think Nate.
Nate: What's up?
Out of nowhere, Alex nails him with the D.T.A. The fans erupt in boos as Alex stands over him.
Alex: You never learn, do you?
Alex leans down and gets close to Nate's face.
Alex: D... T... A... B*TCH!
The crowd continues to boo as Alex drops the microphone onto Nate and leaves the ring, laughing.
FB: Now that was a Kodak moment.
LD: I can't believe we all fell for it.
FB: Hook, line, and sinker.
LD: Alex Crowe is truly a despicable human being.
Alex stands at the top of the ramp as he holds up his hands while �Survival of the Sickest� by Saliva blares and the fans continue to boo. Nate slowly gets to his feet and looks up at Crowe, shaking his head in disbelief at what just took place.
FB: Alex Crowe is a brilliant man Daley. He fooled Nate and it got him another opportunity at getting a shot at the Natural Title. Simply brilliant.
Crowe continues to laugh as Nate suddenly rolls out of the ring and sprints up the ramp towards Crowe, who immediately turns and rushes into the back.
LD: GET EM' NATE!
FB: RUN ALEX RUN!
The fans still are upset over what they just saw as Trip Gordan gets back into the ring and picks up the microphone.
LD: Well we have to move on and get to this next match.
FB: Nate Sipes just got taken down a peg and in just a few minutes, Beavis and Butthead will suffer the same fate.
LD: Beavis and Butthead? Really?
FB: I thought it was clever.
LD: You're the only one Floyd.
The crowd tries to calm down and get ready for this next match up.
TG: The following contest in a non-title, tag team match. Introducing first, at a combined weight of five-hundred and ten pounds, they are the current RCW Hog Wild Tag Team Champions... Wacko Carl and Extreme Beavis, THE NEW LEVEL!!!
The lights fade to black in the arena as the crowd cheers. Suddenly, red lights start flashing as "A New Level" by Pantera plays over the PA system. The New Level, Wacko Carl and Extreme Beavis, appear at the entranceway, holding up their Hog Wild Tag belts.

The fans continue to cheer and clap their hands as Beavis and Carl nod their heads and smile. Suddenly from behind comes Maxx Pain and Sam Suffering.
LD: LOOK OUT!!
FB: YES!!!
The fans boo as Pain & Suffering attack the tag champions from behind, causing Carl and Beavis to roll down the ramp. Maxx and Sam bend down and pick up the tag titles. They look at the belts, look at each other, grin and hold up the championships as if they are the champions. This causes the fans to boo even louder.
LD: Those belts don't belong to them.
FB: Not yet they don't, but soon enough they will.
The fans quickly burst into cheers as Extreme Beavis and Wacko Carl sprint back up the ramp and tackle both Maxx and Sam. The two teams continue to brawl, throwing each other into the guardrails, into the side of the ring, and into the ring posts. The fans just go crazy as Butch tries to gain some control.
FB: Yeah, good luck with that Butch.
LD: Those two teams are brawling all over this arena, Maxx and Carl are fighting in the crowd now. LOOK OUT!
Beavis slams Sam's head down onto the announce table, right in front of Lester and Floyd. The fans are on their feet as Butch signals for help.
FB: This is awesome.
LD: Butch has called for help, he's throwing this match out before it even gets started.
From the back comes several security members, who quickly separate the two teams as the fans start to boo.
LD: We've got to get some control out here.
FB: No we don't.
The two teams try to get at each other again as security does their best to keep them apart.
Fans: LET THEM FIGHT! ... LET THEM FIGHT!! ... LET THEM FIGHT!!!
FB: For once I actually agree with this morons.
LD: HERE WE GO AGAIN!!!
Security can't hold them back and the two teams start brawling again. The fans erupt in cheers at seeing them go at it. Finally the U of A Fight Song blares and AJ Supreme steps out onto the entranceway.
AJ: ENOUGH!!! CUT IT OUT!!!
The teams pause long enough for the security to start breaking them apart again, even though they immediately start trying to continue their brawl.
AJ: STOP IT NOW!!!! Carl, Beavis... if you two don't step back, I'll strip you of those tag titles immediately!
At hearing this, The New Level restrains themselves.
AJ: Pain & Suffering, don't test me otherwise I'll fire you both right here and now!
Tommy Daniels immediately orders them to cool off and back away, so his team doesn't get fired.
AJ: Since you four want to brawl so badly, tell ya what we're gonna do. At Southern Dynamite 44, the main event is going to be The New Level taking on Pain & Suffering in a non-title tornado tag match!
The fans cheer as the two teams appear to approve of this announcement.
LD: What a huge main event for the next show Floyd.
FB: Tornado tag matches are the best form of tag matches there are.
LD: It's going to be explosive.
FB: Ohhh... so am I, those Lava Nachos are a killer.
LD: Well on that lovely note, we're gonna take another quick commercial break.
Commercial - Taco Bell, Think Outside The Bun!

LD: Alright fans, we're back and before we get to our Main Event, we're going to send it over to Melvin Gates, who is in the RCW Live Events Center.
FB: Why can't I have my own personal center?
LD: You don't need a center Floyd, you've got this announce table and me.
FB: Oh God... shot me now.
LD: If only it were legal.
Cameras cut to the Live Events Center where Melvin Gates is standing by.

Melvin: Welcome RCW fans to a special Live Events Bulletin. Tonight I have an update on the condition of a few RCW competitors after their brutal match ups at School of Hard Knocks II.
Due to injuries suffered in that horrific School House Rock match, Hardcore Jesus has been ordered by doctors to stay away from the ring for an extended period of time. Once we get word on how long that actually is, we'll inform you the fans.
Melvin flips over the paper in his hand.
Melvin: The Phil has requested some time off due to injuries suffered in the Cage match and also due to some family issues that remain confidential. Once we hear more, we'll fill you in..
Now we just heard tonight that Nate Sipes, along with Ben Jacobs and AJ Supreme, have come up with a very creative idea... The Pure Tournament. I have for you fans, the official rules for that tournament and who the other seven competitors are going to be right now. The rules for the "Pure Tournament" are as follows... Colt Tatum is going to be the referee for all the matches. He will give NO warnings during any of the matches. Closed fists result in a disqualification, if someone puts their opponent in a hold and they reach the ropes, they must IMMEDIATELY release the hold or get disqualified. There is no wrestling outside the ring, if someone gets sent outside the ring, their opponent has to step back and allow them to get back in before the ten count, otherwise they also get disqualified.
Hopefully those rules make sense to you fans, they sound very intriguing to me. As for the competitors involved, it will be Alex Crowe, Adam & Brock Davids, Firebomb, Delilah Ghost, Puck, Pyros, and Jonathan Page. I've been informed by AJ Supreme and Ben Jacobs that this will be Jonathan Page's last chance, if he no shows in this tournament, he is fired from Razorback Championship Wrestling.
Melvin puts the rest of the papers down on the desk and smiles at the camera.
Melvin: So at Southern Dynamite 44, we will see the 4 first round match ups of the Pure Tournament, where the final winner will get a Natural Title shot at Hog Heaven: Never Surrender on October 18th. Thanks fans and now it's time for our Main Event... back to you Lester and Floyd.
Melvin smiles as cameras cut back to the announce table as the fans cheer.
LD: That tournament sounds like it's going to be good, I'm sure you're money is on Alex Crowe, isn't it Floyd?
FB: Absolutely, betting on someone like Pyros or Firebomb is like going all in with seven duce.
LD: We're actually going to take our final commercial break, but when we come back fans... it'll be time for Ase to go up against Dewey Bird in our main event.
Commercial - Fox 16 News, Right Here, Right Now

LD: Welcome back fans, it is now time for our Main Event!
FB: Hopefully this will actually be a decent match, unlike all the other matches tonight.
LD: I'm interested in seeing what kind of shape Ase is in after that brutal war he had inside the cage.
FB: The fact is, he's here and ready to kill Dewey.
LD: Let's go to Trip for the introductions.
The fans cheer as Trip climbs into the ring.
TG: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall, and is our MAIN EVENT!
The fans cheer
TG: Introducing first, from Lake City, Florida... Dewey Bird!

The fans boo as "Mansion On The Hill" by A3 blares and Dewey slowly makes his way out. He takes one last puff from his cigarette and drops it on the ramp, where he rubs it out with his boot. He slowly climbs into the ring and goes to the far corner.
LD: He's looking slightly nervous tonight.
FB: If you had to get in the ring against Ase, you'd be nervous too.
LD: Good point.
TG: And his opponent-
�Save Me� by Burn Halo hits the PA and the fans leap to their feet with a roar of boos.
TG: Hailing from Atlantic City, NJ by way of Helsinki, Finland, Accompanied to the ring by Tarja Turunen, ladies and gentlemen, this is ASE!

Ase and Tarja make their way to the ring with little ceremony.
LD: Good Lord, Boyd, look at Ase. His ribs are still taped, he's got on a heavy knee brace. I don't think he is in any shape to compete.
FB: Of course he is! Ase is the only person from the cage match to be competing tonight. It's a statement if you ask me.
Ase climbs up onto the apron, and steps between the ropes. He goes to his corner and tightens the black knee brace.
LD: And here we go.
Dewey lifts a hand in the air for a test of strength. Ase reaches his hand up and they both go for a kick, only Dewey kicks Ase's bad knee, dropping him down. Dewey wrenches back on Ase's hands , and proceeds to lay the boots to Ase's taped ribs.
FB: This is cheating right here. Butch should disqualify Dewey.
LD: I don't agree with attacking an injured person, but Ase knew what he was getting into here, and there's no rule against it.
Dewey lifts Ase up to his feet, pushes him back into the ropes, and Irish-whips him. Ase reverses.
LD: Oh, and Ase made a mistake, putting his head down early, and Dewey capitalized with a big time swinging neck breaker.
Tarja slaps the mat in frustration, trying to rile up Ase.
FB: And Dewey is back on the attack to Ase's injuries here.
Dewey Bird grabs Ase's braced leg, and rolls him over into a half-crab.
FB: Ase is in trouble here!
Ase desperately claws at the mat trying to reach the ropes. But Dewey has him in the middle of the ring.
LD: This match could be over, Ase is screaming in pain, and looking like he's going to tap out here.
Ase tries to crawl towards the ropes. He gets almost there, but just can't reach them as Dewey sits back even further.
FB: Ase might pass out here. I can't believe this.
The referee goes to check Ase's hand, as Ase has become motionless. It drops once.
1!
Butch picks up Ase's arm again as Tarja comes around right in front of Ase. It drops again.
2!
As Butch turns to the timekeeper to acknowledge two, Tarja reaches in and yanks Ase's arm into the ropes. Butch turns, not seeing a thing, and forces Dewey to break the hold.
FB: Dewey isn't breaking the hold! DQ him ref!
LD: Dewey utilizing the entire 5 count before breaking the hold, and Ase might just be finished here.
Butch checks on Ase, asking him if he wants to stop the match. Ase flips Butch the bird and tries to stand.
LD: Well, Ase told Butch with some sign language he wants to continue.
Dewey walks over to Ase and lifts his leg up. Ase responds with an echoing enziguri.
FB: Did you hear that? Dewey's empty head makes a good drum.
Ase slides over to a turnbuckle as Dewey sits on his knees trying to shake the cobwebs. Ase pulls himself to his feet, and nails Dewey with a running buzzsaw kick to the back of the head.
Fans: OHHHHH!
LD: But Ase hurt himself. I believe that he kicked Dewey with his sprained ankle.
FB: Ase's just playing possum, he's got everything well in hand.
Ase favors his ankle, giving Dewey plenty of time to stagger up to the ropes and clear the cobwebs out. He comes up behind Ase.
LD: Belly-to-back suplex, no, Ase flips through. But his ankle just gave out.
Ase lands behind Dewey, but drops to a knee holding his ankle. Dewey turns around, puts Ase's head between his legs, and lifts him up.
LD: And that was one heck of a jumping piledriver! Dewey leaped before dropping Ase right on his head. Cover.
Dewey hooks the leg deeply.
1.
2..
FB: Ase got a shoulder up!
Dewey argues a slow count before lifting Ase up to his feet. Bird kicks Ase in the stomach, and places him between his legs again.
LD: Dewey Bird is going to drive Ase into the mat with another piledriver.
FB: Might be going to the well one two many times here Daley.
Ase musters all his strength, and reverses the piledriver into a big back body drop, sending Dewey up and over to the outside.
FB: And that is the move Ase's been possuming for right there. Dewey is finished. He smashed his kidneys on the apron on the way down, and he's not getting back up.
LD: It doesn't look like Ase is either.
Ase remains laying on the mat in the fetal position grasping at his injured knee. Dewey is slowing trying to get to his feet as Butch starts the 10 count.
1!
2!
3!
Dewey reaches his feet, and staggers against the guardrail.
4!
5!
6!
Ase gets to his feet, slapping his knee and stomping his foot, trying to force his body to co-operate.
7!
Dewey climbs up onto the apron.
LD: It looks like Dewey is going to make it back into the ring here.
Ase goes to attack Dewey as he stands on the apron, but Butch gets between them and reprimands Ase. Meanwhile, with Butch's back turned, Tarja climbs up to the apron, and drives a forearm into Dewey's privates.
FB: HA HA! Tarja just cracked Dewey Bird's eggs!
LD: Look out!
Ase shoves Butch aside, and with Dewey leaning up against the ropes on the apron, Ase grabs the ropes, and uses the momentum to slingshot Dewey back and into the guardrail ribs first.
LD: Good Lord! Did you just see that?
FB: Yes I did, and it was FANTASTIC!
Again Butch reprimands Ase for attacking Dewey while he's getting into the ring, and Tarja lifts Dewey to his feet by the hair, and does what she can to get him back in the ring.
LD: What a disgusting display by Ase and Tarja. I'd love to see one match where Tarja didn't get involved.
Ase lifts Dewey by his hair to his feet. Ase smiles out to the crowd to a roar of boos as he places Dewey between his legs.
LD: And Ase with the big piledriver this time. Cover.
Ase leans against Dewey, and counts with Butch.
1.
2..
Dewey kicks out.
LD: What a disrespectful and nonchalant cover by Ase.
FB: What do you mean, disrespectful? How do you respectfully lay your body weight across a person?
LD: You're getting on my nerves.
FB: Ben-Gay will clear that right up.
LD: WHAT?
Ase picks up Dewey, and sends him into the ropes. Again Ase ducks his head, and Dewey kicks him right in the face. As Ase shoots up, Dewey grabs him up and places him on his shoulder.
LD: And Dewey drives Ase down with a big running powerslam!
1.
2..
Ase grabs the ropes at the last second with his hand.
LD: Dewey had this match won, but Ase showing terrific ring presence there.
FB: Of course he showed terrific ring presence. He's a professional. He doesn't sit at a desk with a rug on his head pretending he knows whats going on.
Dewey gets frustrated with Butch and gets in his face. Ase gets to his feet, and forearms Dewey in the back of the head. Ase then whips Dewey across the ring into the ropes with an Irish-whip.
LD: And again Tarja with interference! She just grabbed Dewey's foot.
Dewey turn and begins arguing with Tarja and Ase comes up behind him. Dewey sees it coming and nails Ase with a forearm to the face. Dewey lifts Ase up onto his shoulder again.
LD: And Dewey looking to put Ase away with another big running powerslam.
FB: HA! Brilliant!
As Dewey begins to get a running start with the powerslam, Tarja reaches up and grabs Ase's foot, pulling him back. Ase uses the momentum and drops back, hooking Dewey in the Kaulus on the way down.
LD: And more interference from Tarja, and it looks like this time it cost Dewey the match.
Dewey tries fighting the hold, but feels himself slipping into unconsciousness, and taps out.
DING DING!
FB: HA HA! Ase wins another.
The fans boo loudly as Ase releases Dewey from the hold and he rolls out of the ring.
TG: Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the match via tap-out, ASE!!
The fans boo loudly again as Dewey gets to his feet. Tarja mocks him which causes Dewey to shove her down to the ground. Upon seeing this, Ase immediately rolls out of the ring and pounces on Dewey.
FB: What a moron, does Dewey have a death wish here?
LD: Ase is just pounding away at Dewey's face.
Ase pulls Dewey up and whips him hard into the steel ring steps. He goes and checks on Tarja, she says something to him and points at Dewey as she gets to her feet. Ase turns, and as a lion stalks its prey, Ase slowly approaches Dewey. He kicks him right in the jaw and then grabs the ring steps.
LD: Now wait a minute, this is going to far!
FB: Dewey needs to pay for putting his hands on Tarja.
Dewey tries to get away but Ase steps on the inside of his left elbow, pinning his arm to the ground. Dewey watches helplessly as Ase slams the ring steps down onto his wrist. Dewey screams out in pain as Ase tosses the steps down and slides back into the ring with Tarja, who smirks and nods her approval.
LD: We need help out here right away, Dewey's wrist could be shattered.
FB: He got exactly what he deserved.
The fans boo as Ase stands in the center of the ring, a sick smirk on his face. Medical staff rush out to help Dewey to the back.
LD: Oh, fantastic, Tarja is handing Ase a microphone.
FB: Be quiet and show some respect, otherwise Ase might come over here next.
LD: I'm shutting up.
FB: My prayers have been answered.
Ase looks directly into the camera.
Ase: Doug Gavelon... Phil. You know it isn't over between us, right? Phil, me and you never did get our final match with each other. And Doug, I had that cage match won and you know it. One small twist of fate that caused my ankle to get caught in the cage cost me the Southern Heritage title.
The fans boo loudly.
Ase: Shut the hell up.
The fans boo louder.
Ase: You see, Doug Gavelon may be the Southern Heritage champion, and Phil may be taking some time off YET AGAIN. But the fact of the matter is, I'm here with a laundry list of injuries performing in the MAIN EVENT! I don't see either of them doing that!
Some of the fans clap, but most continue to boo.
Ase: Every single person is here tonight to see ME! Not Doug Gavelon! Not the Phil! I draw the crowd! And that's why I should have that belt!
Ase begins limping around the ring.
Ase: I set out at School of Hard Knocks II to prove that I am the best in this business, in fact AND in opinion. And you people can boo me all you want, but while you hitchhike back to your trailer parks, you'll be talking about ME tonight!
The fans boo loudly again, and begin throwing things in the ring.
Ase: You see, I lost it all at School of Hard Knocks II. Gavelon gets the belt. Phil's the former champ and has a rematch clause, I'm sure. Yet it's ME in the main event tonight! It's me who doesn't get "time off to heal my injuries." I'm a walking trauma case, and they STILL made me wrestle tonight.
Some more fans clap in appreciation.
Ase: And I STILL won, d*mnit! Even at 40% of what I normally am, I beat the best Jacobs and Supreme could throw at me. And for that, I DESERVE, and I DEMAND another shot at the Southern Heritage belt! And if not that, at the very least I DESERVE another shot at Phil to be able to use his rematch clause.
The fans cheer at the prospect of two fantastic matches.
Ase: So what is it going to be Ben, AJ? The fans want to see either Ase/Gavelon, or Phil/Ase 2.5. Are you going to deny your fans what they want to see?
Ase toss the mic down and stares toward the entranceway, awaiting the possibility of an answer.
LD: Well until Phil is back, I don't think the one-on-one match will happen with him.
FB: After Doug screwed him out of the Championship, AJ and Ben should do the right thing and give him a match against Gavelon for the belt.
LD: You have to get off the kick of Doug screwed... what the heck?
Suddenly the lights in the arena go out, darkness fills the entire Boys & Girls Club as Ase and Tarja are still in the ring.
FB: Hopefully the electric bill was paid for this month.
LD: I hate when this happens.
FB: Afraid of the dark Daley?
LD: When I'm sitting next to you, yes I am.
Suddenly �Superstar� by Saliva blares as the entire arena goes crazy.
LD: WHAT??!!!
FB: NO WAY!!!
LD: COULD IT BE??!!
FB: JEFFREY HOLLYWOOD!!!!!!!!!!!
The lights dim up slightly, just enough to see Ase and Tarja retreating up the ramp, looking all around them. Suddenly from the PA system comes the voice of the former Southern Heritage Champion himself, Jeffrey Hollywood.

Hollywood: That's right Ase, run away like the true coward you are.
Ase starts spinning in circles, trying to make sure he sees Hollywood if he appears.
Hollywood: Relax pal, I'm not like you. I'm not going to attack you in the dark. I'm simply giving you a message, at Southern Dynamite forty-four Ase... it'll be time for your FIFTEEN MINUTES OF FAME!
The fans actually start cheering.
Hollywood: I'll see you then, get ready to answer for what you've done!
With that the lights go back out for a moment before the music fades and the lights return to normal. Ase isn't sure what to think as Tarja guides him backstage.
LD: I can't believe it, Jeffrey Hollywood is going to be here for Southern Dynamite 44!
FB: I can't wait to see Ase face his fifteen minutes of fame, it's going to be historic.
LD: Plus we'll see the four first round matches in the Pure Tournament.
FB: Then Pain & Suffering will destroy The New Level in our Tornado Tag Main Event.
LD: Fans, you don't want to miss SD 44! We are out of time tonight, thanks for tuning in.
The scene fades to the Hog Heaven: Never Surrender logo, before going to black.
